Gantu quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

Gantu

How could it beat me?! I'm an expert at 12 martial arts! Judo, Glaxian Jiu-Jitsu!

You're lying! The only martial you know is Tae-kwan-get-your-butt-kicked!

Gantu

I will not be made a fool of!

Too late!

Gantu

I will capture you...

Hey, I see you caught an experiment!

Gantu

What?! Where?!

Gotcha! [laughs] Ah, you're way too easy, G! So, did ya find anything?

Gantu

Only ocean and a wall of rock. The trog probably got to the experiment first!

[hears a zap sound] Hey, is that the experiment?

Gantu

Ha, ha, very funny.

No, no, no! I mean it! [ducks behind a rock]

Gantu

I'm not falling for it!

Gantu

You weren't kidding.

Figured it out by yourself, did ya, fish flanks?

Lilo

Okay, things are not working out like we planned, but they could be worse.

Pleakley

Worse than being trapped under this rock and stranded on this accursed island?!

Without food and water?!

Jumba

Don't forget, 619 is waiting to blast us to pieces.

Gantu

And the sun is going down.

Lilo

Well... We could have the mumps.

Lilo

What am I doing here? And who are you guys?

Gantu

I'm... uh... I'm not quite sure who I am, frankly.

Lilo

And who are you?

Stitch

Trumba! Meega enesta chi?

Lilo

He's even more confused than us. He's speaking a different language.

Gantu

[chuckles] It's okay, little fella. No... [Stitch bites his finger] OW!

Lilo

Watch out! It's a monster! [ducks under a table]

Stitch

MEEGA NALA KWEESTA!!! [grabs a palm tree and pounds Gantu with it and then runs off to wreak havoc]

Hey, Lenny! I won an extra ship!

[pulls out his blaster] Stay here, Martha.

[playing Street Fighter] You want some? Oh, yeah!

[grabs the kid] I've got you know, convict!

Help!

Lenny, no! He's not the convict! He's just a kid!

Martha, I think I know a little more about criminals than you. [looks that he really just grabbed a kid] Oh. Sorry, kid. [puts the kid down]

Lilo

Stitch?

Stitch

Lilo!

Lilo

We're back!

Gantu

So am I! To reclaim the abomination that was mine all along!

Lilo

What happened to... [imitates Gantu] "I don't want my old life of evil back"?

Gantu

I didn't know what I was missing.

Hämsterviel

Still waiting... Where is it?!

Gantu

It'll be there any second, sir.

Hämsterviel

Any second is too slow! YOU'RE FIRED! F-I-R-E... [Amnesio finally arrives in his cell] Hello, what is this? [Amnesio zaps him in the eyes, erasing his memories] What? What was I saying? Who am I?

Gantu

Your name is Doofus. You're a dangerous criminal wanted in twelve galaxies!

Hämsterviel

Ooh, I am?

Gantu

Yes. Fortunately, you were trapped and captured by me: police officer Ace Jackson!

Warning. Experiment 383 activated.

Hämsterviel

An experiment is waiting for you and your bumbling fish mitts don't grab it for me! [notices Gantu watching TV] GANTU!

Gantu

[sighs] Yes, Dr. Hämsterviel, I'll get right on it, in just a minute.

Hämsterviel

Not in just a minute! Now, you lazy squid thing! NOW!

Gantu

But it's a marathon of Look at This!

It's chowder chop's favorite show.

Hämsterviel

Well, my favorite show is watching your fishy butt get hit by the door on your way out to CATCH MY EXPERIMENT!!!

Gantu

[sighs] Yes, sir. [to 625] Record it for me?

Well, I could do that, but I'm thinking the Sandwich Channel.

Have a peanut butter sandwich. Wait, wait, make that a peanut butter and sardine sandwich!

Gantu

[shoves the sandwich into his mouth] Delicious!

[chuckles] Now, hop on one foot and say "blah-blah-blah".

Gantu

Blah-blah-blah! [begins hopping around the ship] Blah-blah-blah!

Hämsterviel

What is the meaning of the silly hopping with the mouth filled with fancy-pancy nonsense?!

It's cool, Doc. Check this out. Hey, twinkle-toes, dance like a ballerina and tell Dr. Hämsterviel you're a big blubberhead.

Gantu

I'm a big blubberhead. [makes a goofy face and begins dancing like a ballerina]

Hämsterviel

[laughs] The large fishy one has succumbed to the powers of Experiment 383! I remember him. Big fun at parties. Gantu, stick out your tongue and make raspberry-like spitting noises!

And balance yourself on a rolling pin!

Hämsterviel

While juggling your sandwich-making thing stuff!

With a cake on your head!

Hämsterviel

And a cherry on top!

Gantu

I'm home. [sees the ship in a total mess] What?! My ship!

The par-tay is ov-er!

Gantu

[turns off the radio and finds the container computer beeping] How long has the container computer been beeping?!

Ever since you left, and boy, is it irritating. I just drowned it out with Electro Dance Party 4.

Warning: Experiment 032 activated.

Gantu

Oh, Hämsterviel's going to pummel me!

Oh, that reminds me. The rat-face called, but not to worry. I hung up on him before he described how he was gonna pummel you.

Gantu

[grabs 625] When I get back, I'm pummeling you!

Whoa. Oh, easy. Whoa. Too late there, cod-boy. Your breath beat you to it.

Gantu

You won't stop me, trog! I will get that lie-detect-- [Stich lets go, sending him flying] ORRRRRRRRR!!!

Pixley

A lie-detector?

A lie-detector? You mean this whole thing has been a great big lie? The fiancé, the wedding, everything?

Pleakley

Not everything exactly... [Fibber beeps loudly] Yes.

Pixley

We travelled 2 million miles for nothing?! I lost 2 days of my important work for this!

You are not fit to wear the name Wendy!

I hate you!

Lilo

Hey, Fibber's been beeping. All that mean stuff your family just yelled at you must not be how they really feel.

Pleakley

It wasn't?

Lilo

Why else would Fibber have been beeping?

Pleakley

So... Bertley doesn't hate me.

[ashamed] No. I don't hate you. I never did! I was just... jealous! I mean, look at you! You're tall, you're handsome, you're a babe magnet.

Pleakley

[looks at Fibber] He didn't beep. It must be true. I'm a babe magnet!

Pixley

And you're creative, too. I've felt inferior to you my whole life.

Pleakley

But you're the CEO of a galaxy!

Pixley

I was only trying to be better than you, and what did it get me? A high-powered career, a custom shoe closet, and bone-searing loneliness!

David

Your shoes have their own closet?

[cries] It's all my fault! I pushed you all too hard! I just wanted my children to be happy!

Pleakley

But Mom, I am happy.

Oh, don't be ridiculous! How can you be happy?! You're not even married!

Pleakley

I don't wanna be married, Mother. I'm happy just as I am.

Then... can I marry Nani?

No!

Oh.

Pleakley

You know, I'm even happier now that I know that you all really love me. You do, right?

Well...

Pixley

Well, you're not perfect.

Nani

Perfect? Try living with a sister who pours grape jelly in your socks.

Lilo

Or a sister who hogs the bathroom for hours.

Nani

[hugs Lilo] But no matter how much we annoy each other, we're still ohana.

Lilo

And we love our ohana, just the way we are. [Stitch playfully jumps on the two sisters] See? The t-shirt of human civilization is made of love, not lies.

I hate to interrupt the love fest, but who's dropping the cha-ching? [holds out the bill for his services]

Gantu

No, no, no. I wasn't on vacation. [Fibber beeps loudly] It was an educational conference. [Fibber beeps again]

Hämsterviel

You lying lump of rubber! You're on probation! [disconnects; Gantu sighs and facepalms]

Y'know, Fib, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

I tell you, bra, I'm giving you the kind deal. They don't 'em like this no more.

Hmm. You sure the body's in ok shape?

You kiddin'? All-metal body, chrome trim. No plastic junk like today.

'Cause you know, we got a rust problem in Hawaii. This island air eats cars like nothing else in the universe. [Experiment 586 starts eating the car, leaving only the rubber tires] Except maybe him.

Sorry, bra. Deal's off.

Hey, Gantu, ever thought about growing a goatee?

Gantu

No!

I'm serious. Because with your bone structure, it would look very spiffy.

Gantu

Really?

Sure. May I? [grabs a pencil and draws a mustache and goatee on Gantu's face] There. See? [holds up a mirror]

Gantu

Not funny!

What? I think it looks nice. Helps disguise a few of those chins! [laughs]

Warning. Experiment 586 activated.

Gantu

"Primary function: metal consumption. Experiment grows exponentially larger with everything it eats."

Aloha Oe... Salami and rye... [humming]

Gantu

625, have you seen the entertainment section?

Uh... no?

Gantu

[grabs the entertainment section] How many times have I told you not to use the papers as sandwich wrappers?! [looks at the Great Elastico ad] Hey... That looks like... An experiment!

Yeah, it's the clownish experiment how delights everyone with his comic antics.

Gantu

How would you know?!

Duh! You're computer announced that experiment's activation like 2 weeks ago. "Primary function: Distraction of hostile forces." Alright?

Gantu

You couldn't jot down a message?! Well, I guess I'm going to the circus!

Great. Have some cotton candy for me, would ya? Oh, listen, can I have my wrapper back?

Hämsterviel

Gantu! Sleeping on the job?

Gantu

No, sir!

Hämsterviel

You think you're so funny with your pranky little pranks!

Gantu

Uh, pranks, sir?

Hämsterviel

[lifts up an empty shackle] Sending me nothing but shackles?! WHERE IS MY EXPERIMENT?!?