Lilo & Stitch: The Series · Season 1, Episode 10
[Lilo falls over while trying to skateboard without following Keoni's advice]
Crazy bale! Are you alright?
Skateboarding is stupid.
Hey, no pain, no gain. You can't expect to learn it all in one try.
I tried twice!
This time, I'll teach you how to stop.
I know how to stop. I'm stopping skateboarding. [takes off the helmet and gives it to Keoni] Let's go, Stitch.
[Stitch gives Keoni his backpack, which is empty after he ate Keoni's shoes and macadamia nuts, and then leaves with Lilo]
Ah, yes! That's 601. Oh, he's trouble. Is big bully. Sole purpose is to pick fights. Will defeat anyone except, maybe, 626.
No experiment can beat Stitch. Stitch is undefeatable! Right, Stitch?
[standing on the ceiling] Ih. [grumbles and then falls off the ceiling]
Come on, we've got to catch 601, and you're driving!
Ih!
[scene cuts to Stitch driving the buggy in reverse]
You really aren't yourself today, are you?
[Jumba diagnoses Stitch to see what is wrong with him]
I have diagnosis!
What is it?
He ate macadamia nut.
That's it?
Is that bad?
Normally, macadamia nut is delicious snack. But data indicates he also ate tennis shoe.
A left one, but he spit it up!
Not soon enough. Combination of metolayic acid found in macadamia nut oil and tennis shoe rubber created same chemical compound as Crezonyte.
Crezonyte?! Ugh! Ew! It's toxic stuff! It ruins your complexion! Ruined mine anyway!
So... what did that stuff do to Stitch?
Caused system to shut down. He is like computer creation. Wipe out all training memory. 626's superpowers go super-kaput!
How will he defeat 601 if he can't remember how to fight?
[sighs] We'll have to retrain from scratch.
You did once. You can do it again, right?
Wrong. Last time training gave slipped disk.
So who's gonna retrain Stitch? Me?
Excellent idea! [drops a stack of books near Lilo] Here are training manuals, must be trained in agility, hand-by coordination, and strength. Wishing you for good luck.
[Stitch is almost done with his training]
This just in: The purple pugilist pig was just seen running down Pier 13. It appears he's headed for Muscle Bay.
[snarls] Ogata! Ogata!
Almost, but not yet. We've got one more training manual to go: "Fighting Four-Armed Beasts".
Stitch ready!
Don't you think this might come in handy?
Carachita! [runs off to challenge Kixx]
Stitch, no! You're gonna get your keister kicked! STITCH!!!
[Gantu has a broken leg after being defeated by Kixx]
How could it beat me?! I'm an expert at 12 martial arts! Judo, Glaxian Jiu-Jitsu!
You're lying! The only martial you know is Tae-kwan-get-your-butt-kicked!
I will not be made a fool of!
Too late!
I will capture you...
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