CComputer
Warning. Experiment 303 activated. Primary function: erases memories.
Stitch... Do you remember what day it is?
[snores] Naga.
It's the best day of the year: my birthday! [shakes Stitch's bed, waking up Stitch]
[groans] Bata ichi!
[pulls Stitch's blanket away] Wake up, sleepyhead!
Chubata! [grabs the blanket with his toes, tripping Lilo]
Fine! But you'll miss the balloons, and the mariachi band, and cake... coconut cake!
[the mention of coconut cake wakes up Stitch, who excitingly chews on his pillow]
[Lilo, Stitch, and Gantu had their memories erased by Experiment 303]
What am I doing here? And who are you guys?
I'm... uh... I'm not quite sure who I am, frankly.
And who are you?
Trumba! Meega enesta chi?
He's even more confused than us. He's speaking a different language.
[chuckles] It's okay, little fella. No... [Stitch bites his finger] OW!
Watch out! It's a monster! [ducks under a table]
MEEGA NALA KWEESTA!!! [grabs a palm tree and pounds Gantu with it and then runs off to wreak havoc]
[Lilo/Martha and Gantu/Lenny go into an arcade; Lilo/Martha is playing Galaga]
LMLilo/Martha
Hey, Lenny! I won an extra ship!
[Gantu/Lenny looks around the arcade to find what looks like Stitch but is really a kid in a blue outfit]
GLGantu/Lenny
[pulls out his blaster] Stay here, Martha.
KKid
[playing Street Fighter] You want some? Oh, yeah!
GLGantu/Lenny
[grabs the kid] I've got you know, convict!
KKid
Help!
LMLilo/Martha
Lenny, no! He's not the convict! He's just a kid!
GLGantu/Lenny
Martha, I think I know a little more about criminals than you. [looks that he really just grabbed a kid] Oh. Sorry, kid. [puts the kid down]
[Jumba and Pleakley see that Lilo, Stitch, and Gantu have lost their memories]
Uh-oh! Is Experiment 303.
Oh, Experiment 303. Well, now it all makes sense. [angrily turns to Jumba] You think I know all 626 of all your evil monsters by number?! What does it do for Earth's sake?!
Is designed to wipe out memories.
You made a monster that gives people amnesia?!
Guess. I can see it was success.
LMLilo/Martha
Go back a second. Did you say I'm Lilo?
Of course.
Neesa amina?
You are 626, also called Stitch. You catch my experiments like Experiment 303, and find one true place where they belong.
LMLilo/Martha
[points to Gantu/Lenny] And he helps us?
Uh, no. He is evil yet incompetent experiment hunter. He is hated by pretty much everyone.
[Lilo says the password that restores their memories, which is "ohana"]
Stitch?
Lilo!
We're back!
So am I! To reclaim the abomination that was mine all along!
What happened to... [imitates Gantu] "I don't want my old life of evil back"?
I didn't know what I was missing.
[Lilo and Stitch return home after losing Amnesio to Gantu]
We lost our memories, we lost an experiment to Gantu, and no one remembered my birthday.
Oh... [gets an idea] Etaba! [climbs a palm tree and gnaws it into a giant tiki totem pole] Happy Birthday!
Ah, you didn't have to make me a present. I remember my ohana. That's the greatest gift of all. Even if they forget my birthday.
[Lilo and Stitch enter the house and lights go on]
NDNani, David, Jumba, Pleakley, and Cobra Bubbles
SURPRISE!
COCONUT CAKE! [grabs Lilo's cake and eats in 5 seconds flat, but leaves one slice for Lilo]
I thought you all forgot.
Lilo, how could I ever forget your birthday? Remember what ohana means?
Nobody gets left behind.
SJStitch, Jumba, Pleakley, David, and Cobra Bubbles
Or forgotten.
Oh, yeah! I forgot that part.
[Gantu sends Amnesio to Hämsterviel]
Still waiting... Where is it?!
It'll be there any second, sir.
Any second is too slow! YOU'RE FIRED! F-I-R-E... [Amnesio finally arrives in his cell] Hello, what is this? [Amnesio zaps him in the eyes, erasing his memories] What? What was I saying? Who am I?
Your name is Doofus. You're a dangerous criminal wanted in twelve galaxies!
Ooh, I am?
Yes. Fortunately, you were trapped and captured by me: police officer Ace Jackson!
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