Gantu, Pixley and others in “Fibber (Experiment 032)”

You won't stop me, trog! I will get that lie-detect-- [Stich lets go, sending him flying] ORRRRRRRRR!!!

A lie-detector?

A lie-detector? You mean this whole thing has been a great big lie? The fiancé, the wedding, everything?

Not everything exactly... [Fibber beeps loudly] Yes.

We travelled 2 million miles for nothing?! I lost 2 days of my important work for this!

You are not fit to wear the name Wendy!

I hate you!

Hey, Fibber's been beeping. All that mean stuff your family just yelled at you must not be how they really feel.

It wasn't?

Why else would Fibber have been beeping?

So... Bertley doesn't hate me.

[ashamed] No. I don't hate you. I never did! I was just... jealous! I mean, look at you! You're tall, you're handsome, you're a babe magnet.

[looks at Fibber] He didn't beep. It must be true. I'm a babe magnet!

And you're creative, too. I've felt inferior to you my whole life.

But you're the CEO of a galaxy!

I was only trying to be better than you, and what did it get me? A high-powered career, a custom shoe closet, and bone-searing loneliness!

Your shoes have their own closet?

[cries] It's all my fault! I pushed you all too hard! I just wanted my children to be happy!

But Mom, I am happy.

Oh, don't be ridiculous! How can you be happy?! You're not even married!

I don't wanna be married, Mother. I'm happy just as I am.

Then... can I marry Nani?

No!

Oh.

You know, I'm even happier now that I know that you all really love me. You do, right?

Well...

Well, you're not perfect.

Perfect? Try living with a sister who pours grape jelly in your socks.

Or a sister who hogs the bathroom for hours.

[hugs Lilo] But no matter how much we annoy each other, we're still ohana.

And we love our ohana, just the way we are. [Stitch playfully jumps on the two sisters] See? The t-shirt of human civilization is made of love, not lies.

I hate to interrupt the love fest, but who's dropping the cha-ching? [holds out the bill for his services]