Scenes with Gantu 83
[Gantu captures Stitch and agrees to set him free in exchange for Yaarp; Lilo meets Gantu in the natural history museum]
GantuEarth girl.
Big dummy. [opens up the cage, releasing Yaarp]
Gantu
[puts on his earmuffs] Foolish Earth forms! Why haven't you soundproofed him?!
Because we're plotting to rescue Stitch.
Gantu
Say again?
'CAUSE WE'VE TRAINED HIM TO OBEY HIS MASTER!
Gantu
Ah, well, I suppose that will save Hämsterviel the trouble. Now hand him over.
[Gantu pulls Stitch from his armpit]
[coughs] Spubata! Ranka patookie!
[Yaarp comes to Gantu; Gantu kicks Stitch toward Lilo]
Gantu
See how easy this can be? Aloyha, losers!
[Lilo winks to Stitch and whistles; Yaarp lets out a large sonic blast, startling Gantu]
[after Lilo and Stitch finally got their method down to perfection, Stitch blows a feather off his arm, causing a coconut to fall of the stand and be hit by a golf club and hit Gantu's ship, waking Gantu]
Gantu
What was that?!
6625
Hey, Rip Van Fishhead. You had a good nap?
Gantu
Wonderful. Anything happen while I was asleep?
6625
Ah, the usual: I made sandwiches, an experiment was activated. Nothing new really.
Gantu
WHAT?! [goes off to capture Melty]
[after Lilo and Stitch relive the moment exactly as it was the first time, they capture Melty and Lilo learns to do better tomorrow; Gantu wakes up in his ship]
6625
Hey, sleepyhead. You had a good nap?
Gantu
Wonderful. Anything happened while I was asleep?
6625
Ah, the usual. I made sandwiches, etched the laser tattograph on your patookie, nothing new, really.
Gantu
You lasered my PATOOKIE?!
6625
[laughs] You are one deep sleeper, my friend. It's actually a wonderful likeness of, uh, moi. You wanna see?
Gantu
Wanna see THIS?! [shoots his blaster at 625]
[625 returns after picking up groceries]
6625
Hey, Gantu! So, I'm at the galley, getting some from fresh cold-cuts, and guess what I find nestled in with the tomatoes! TADA! [holds up an experiment pod marked 611]
Gantu
An experiment?! Give me that! [swipes the pod from 625 and looks up 611 from the container computer]
CComputer
Experiment 611. Primary function: ultimate super weapon.
6625
Wow! I found that?! Great! So, can I take early retirement?
[Gantu contacts Hämsteviel, who is wearing pajamas and holding a teddy bear]
Gantu, you know not to call during my power nap!
Gantu
My apologies, sir, but I thought you'd like to know that I recovered an ultimate super weapon experiment for you!
Stop making absurd with your absurdities! You could never manage such an important capture!
Gantu
[pushes 625 down] I'll have it in the transporter within the hour, sir.
Excellent! Now get out there and find me another experiment! [turns off contact]
CComputer
Warning. Experiment 604 activated. Primary function: invisibility generator.
Gantu
That's one of the pods I lost to the little girl. If I find her, I find the experiment.
6625
Hey, squid breath! Taking credit for my capture is bad karma! As in... YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!
[Gantu stalks an invisible who Houdini with heat vision goggles]
Gantu
You're invisibility won't help you this time, runt. These goggles see heat! [his cell phone rings, causing Houdini to run away] 625, what do you want?!
6625
Have you told Hämsterviel that I caught the super weapon yet?!
Gantu
Don't ever call me while I'm working!
Gantu
What do you mean the container is empty?!
EMPTY!!!! Like your head, you worthless lackey!
Gantu
May, I remind that I captured Experiment 611, the ultimate super weapon?!
You were looking at it UPSIDE DOWN!!! You sent me Experiment 119, a sticky chocolate experiment designed to smother with it's gooey sweetness! [119 (AKA Fudgy) covers Hamsterviel with chocolate] Help! Help! Gantu! You will pay for this!
Gantu
[to 625; threateningly] If you say one word--
6625
Karma! Karma, karma, karma! [Gantu hits him] OWWW!!!
[Gantu arrives at the Rental Hut, disguised as a tourist]
Gantu
Hello. My name is Mr. John Bob Jonesmith. I'm a normal Earth tourist, and I would like to rent a boat.
You're not fooling anyone, Gantu.
6625
Told ya, flounder face. Blubber's still blubber, no matter how you dress it up. Ice cream sandwich?
Gantu
Quiet, you! [to Nani] I require the use of a watercraft now!
[smug] Fine. You wanna rent stuff? I'll rent you stuff!
[scene cuts to Gantu overly dressed in aquatic gear]
6625
Whoa! Captain Clam, what happened? Did the bait shop explode?
Gantu
She said I needed all this. Now, let's go! We've got an experiment to catch! [trips on his small flippers and crushes his boat] I think I crushed my dinghy.
[Stitch gives Nosy to Gantu to keep him out of the way during Mr. Jameson's visit]
Hello, shorty! Hey, you're Gantu, the big dummy Lilo drew all those pictures of.
Gantu
Well, yes. I mean, no! I mean-- Who are you?!
Experiment 199, at your service!
Gantu
199?! I've been searching for you since your activation!
6625
Who is this guy? The big-nose experiment?
Gantu
It's the snooping experiment! The foolish Earth girl and the trog gave it to me!
You mean Lilo and Stitch? Boy, do I got some dirt on them!
Gantu
Really? Tel me everything you know about their experiment files.
Who cares about the experiments? You should hear about the love letters I found in Jumba's drawer!
[Gantu, annoyed by Nosy's talking, sends him to Hämsterviel]
Tell me, you unattractive talking experiment with such a gigantic nose, what do Gantu and 625 say about me?
Not much. They mostly just sit around making up names for you. Rat-face...
If you want, I should repeat them?
NO!! I reject you and your huge nose! I'm sending you back to Gantu with some unflattering nicknaming of my own! [teleports Nosy back to Gantu's ship]
6625
[notices Nosy] Hey! [throws his magazine at Gantu]
Gantu
HEY!!
6625
The town gossip's back!
Gantu
You again?!
Snagged rat-face's journal! It's gold!
Gantu
Really?
Did you know Hämsterviel sleeps with a pacifier? He also wears platform shoes to make him look threatening. [Gantu takes the journal] And his dental habits, don't get me started!
Gantu
[whispers to 625] Get rid of him.
He wears bunny slippers. I saw him waking around in them.
Gantu
Keep it down out there!
Wanna hear about Gantu's obsession with karaoke?
[Gantu is forced by 625 to make sandwiches for him]
6625
No, no, no. You're slicing them too thick! You have to be able to fit'em in your mouth. Well, my mouth, which is much smaller than your grotesque maw. Now, lay some mustard on me, baby!
CComputer
Incoming communication from...
GCGrand Councilwoman
Grand Councilwoman of the Galactic Federation.
[Gantu pushes 625 and the sandwich ingredients aside]
GCGrand Councilwoman
Gantu, I have an offer for you. If you're successful, it could mean reinstatement of your captain's rank.
Gantu
I'll do anything!
GCGrand Councilwoman
But you haven't heard what it is yet!
Gantu
I don't care! Lay some mustard on me, baby! I mean, ma'am. Terribly sorry. Please, go ahead.
GCGrand Councilwoman
It's about the escape Dr. Hämsterviel. I know you are... associated with him. But if you capture him and turn him over to us, all will be forgiven.
[Gantu chuckles evilly]
[Mertle is talking to Hämsterviel]
And I'm sorta the leader of these girls. But sometimes, I think they don't even like me.
Ah! That is your first mistake! It doesn't matter if your minions like you. They only need to fear you!
Huh. I never thought about that way. [hears a ship landing outside] Now what?
Gantu
Dr. Hämsterviel, I am here to apprehend you on orders of the Galactic Federation!
[Stitch pulls on a panel in Gantu's ship, causing it to crash land]
Gantu
Now I won't be able to deliver Hämsterviel to the Councilwoman!
GCGrand Councilwoman
No need to worry about that. I came to you. Guards? [her guards go into Gantu's ship to take Hämsterviel]
Gantu
I fulfilled my part of the bargain. I caught Hämsterviel! Where is my reward?
GCGrand Councilwoman
I suppose you do...
GCGrand Councilwoman
What is a... Mertle?
She's a little girl, like me. Gantu grabbed her when he took Hämsterviel!
GCGrand Councilwoman
[to Gantu] Is this true?
Gantu
Oh, uh, I'm not sure. I haven't really looked. I suppose it's possible.
GCGrand Councilwoman
So, you put an innocent girl in danger. [sighs] You always did have a problem with ethics. My offer is therefore rescinded.
[the Grand Councilwoman's guards carry Hämsterviel to her ship]
Let me go, you wretched olive-shaped woman with backwards legs!
GCGrand Councilwoman
[to Lilo] The Galactic Federation thanks you for your help.
Yeah. I only wish I knew what happened to... [hears a whirring sound] Stitch!
[Stitch holds onto to a hovering Finder and lands on the ground; Lilo runs up to Stich and they hug]
GCGrand Councilwoman
Experiment 626, if anyone deserves a reward for finding Dr. Hämsterviel, it is you.
[guilty] Hmm... Finder did it.
[Finder honks happily]
GCGrand Councilwoman
Yes, Experiment 458 managed to track Dr. Hämsterviel, but without your courage and daring, he would not have been apprehended. But it's good of you to share the credit.
[Gantu is trying to fix the ship's air conditioner during a heat wave]
Gantu
Stupid broken air conditioner! [the air conditioner explodes] Blitznak! I hate this heat!
6625
Aww, poor little guppy. Say, would I nice warm cup of tea help? Maybe some pipin' hot tomato soup. I can make you a cheeseburger.
CComputer
Warning. Experiment 523 activated.
Gantu
Oh, a freeze inducer! Perfect! I'll turn this sweltering mud ball into something livable.
6625
[grilling burgers] Hey, Gantu. You want yours medium or well done?
Gantu
Knock it off!
[Gantu storms back into his ship after losing another experiment to Lilo and Stitch]
Gantu
I don't want any of your lip!
Gantu
[smacks 625's sandwich out of his hand] I told you to zip it, you sandwich-making freak!
6625
Oh, look what you did to my tuna on rye!
Gantu
[suddenly guilty] I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
6625
Hey, hey, hey. You obviously had a bad day. You wanna talk about it?
Gantu
Well.... alright. It's that trog! Always besting me! I just can't take it anymore! Uh, you're not offended when I call him a trog, are you? Because, after all, you're a trog.
6625
Please! Don't you worry about me. This is about you. Why don't you tell me a little about your childhood?
Gantu
I haven't thought about that in a while. Well, my father was very authoritarian, so I didn't have many friends. No friends, actually.
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