Of course, I'm still in the propane business.
S4 E17Bill of Sales
S4 E18Won't You Pimai Neighbor?
Let's practice. I'll be Kahn. [clears throat] You are a dumb redneck!
That sounds more like Mihn.
[still imitating Kahn] Well, leave my wife out of this hillbilly!
[chuckles] He, he. I wish they'd move.
[seeing Bobby meditating like a sumo] No way. No got-dang way!
Let go of my finger!
You let go of my beer!
So help me, Bill don't mess with my trigger finger!
Oh, what are you going to do, shoot me with my beer? I don't think so!
Oh yeah? Well my child is God to billions of Asians!
KKahn
Yeah, yeah; Buddhist, whatever. Monks.
S4 E19Hank's Bad Hair Day
Oh God, I need a hair net!
S4 E20Meet The Propaniacs
JJJoe Jack
"Baby did a bad, bad thing."
Bobby Hilll: "... Not like butane and those other bastard gasses."
S4 E21Nancy's Boys
Wait a minute. I have a wife; We're a couple! [starts doing a marital dance while singing] I get a free meal! I get a free meal! [to Hank] He, Ha.
Guess who's joining us for dinner?
Dale and Nancy?
She already told you?
[Surprised] Oh my god! Hank, I was joking!
Wait a minute. Every time I leave, you call John Redcorn. I know what's going on here. Your headaches are a desperate bid for my attention. But what do I do? I pawn you off on some Indian healer so I can have my Dale time at the gun club, or breeding show turtles, or on the Internet investigating unexplained phenomenonon. God, I am so selfish!
[while forming a line while skating with Nancy] Love train! Woo, woo!
Aw, I've been at John Redc- uh, the gun club ... playing Russian Roulette.
Did you win?
You're not familiar with the game, are you?
No...
Yeah, I won.
S4 E22Flush With Power
Still?
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