Wait a minute. I have a wife; We're a couple! [starts doing a marital dance while singing] I get a free meal! I get a free meal! [to Hank] He, Ha.
“Nancy's Boys” · Season 4, Episode 21
In this episode: Dale Gribble (4), Hank Rutherford Hill (1), Peggy Hill (1), Nancy Gribble (1)
Guess who's joining us for dinner?
Dale and Nancy?
She already told you?
[Surprised] Oh my god! Hank, I was joking!
Wait a minute. Every time I leave, you call John Redcorn. I know what's going on here. Your headaches are a desperate bid for my attention. But what do I do? I pawn you off on some Indian healer so I can have my Dale time at the gun club, or breeding show turtles, or on the Internet investigating unexplained phenomenonon. God, I am so selfish!
[while forming a line while skating with Nancy] Love train! Woo, woo!
Aw, I've been at John Redc- uh, the gun club ... playing Russian Roulette.
Did you win?
You're not familiar with the game, are you?
No...
Yeah, I won.
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