Dad! I just took a thirty second shower and I'm gonna dry myself off on the lawn!
S4 E22Flush With Power
I use secret Asian watering technique! I could spit in a thimble and water Central Park.
Well, I don't know. My toilets have given 15 years of dependable service. I'm not one of those guys who turns 40 and runs out and buys fancy new toilets.
..But, unfortunately, in the real world, where things don't flush like they do in the movies...
Town Hall
Where do I register to run for the zoning board?
BBureaucrat
Fill out this form.
Hank fills out form and submits it
When will the election be?
BBureaucrat
There is no election. There has been a vacancy on the zoning board for the past three years. The seat is yours.
We won!
No Bobby, Arlen won.
S4 E23Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet
I don't need a babysitter.
Dammit, Dale. Turn that thing off!
I'm just testing my new sound card.
S4 E24Peggy's Fan Fair
Dinner's ready! I hope you brought your appetites. We are having spa-Peggy and meatballs!
APAssistant Pastor Larry
Did she say "spa-Peggy"?
Well, spa-Peggy is a lot like spaghetti. I'm not sure what Peggy does different - if anything. But it's the one dish she's kinda made her own.
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