Tilly! Did you make this Stuffin'? 'CAUSE IT TASTES LIKE GARBAGE!
(in a worried tone) Uh, Dad?
Did I ever tell you about the time she tried to poison me with a baked Chicken?
(sighs) It was Chicken Almondine.
IT WAS CYANIDE, WOMAN!
(exasperated) Dad, could you please show Mom some respect while Bobby's in the room?
You heard him, Bobby. Leave the room! (Bobby gets up to leave the room)
(frustrated) Sit down.
Grandpa, could you at least respect Grandmom until we get to dessert?
Didi's your Grandmom too, Bobby..... Your pretty Grandmom! 'Course, bad as Tilly was in the Kitchen, she was even worse in the Bedroom! (Everyone is shocked, Tilly is especially mortified) I Said.... The Woman was lousy in the sack.
(tapping glass with knife then getting up to propose a toast) To the Stuffing! Might taste like Garbage, but it sure fills you up!
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