So help me God. Hey, this isn't the Bible, it's a Harry Potter book.
GGirl
We're not allowed to bring the Bible to school.
“It's Not Easy Being Green” · Season 5, Episode 17
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (2), Bobby Hill (1), Bill Dauterive (1), Boomhauer (1)
How long should we stay angry at my dad?
Well... you know Bobby, I talk, tell you now, take it from me, man, that ol' life too short, man, you don't wanna hold no grudge, man. Talkin' bout, you let ol' bygones be bygones, man. Maybe two weeks, I don't know, probably three.
You know Mr. Boomhauer, I can see why my dad is always quoting you.
Man, that, your daddy quote me? Got dang, ol' man. Maybe just, don't, make, make it a one week.
Why couldn't it have been me and Boomhauer that did something horrible to you guys?
'Cause Boomhauer's a saint.
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