TV show quotes
Come on, Hank, pick up the pace.
(Struggling to keep his damaged glasses on) I can't see where I'm going. (Turns to Bill) Damn you, Bill.
Shh... Man, dang ol' disrespectful. (Also turns to Bill) Man... lift, Bill, man.
I am. It's Dale, he's faking it.
(Barely holding the casket with his arm) Am not.
Dale, no wonder my end feels so heavy. Get your hands on the casket.
It's bad luck.
Told you it was bad luck.
I've kept a journal of all the violations these three nincompoops have committed, and I'll be happy to turn it...
I've read that journal. It's all lies. (Points to Hank) Hank did it. (Then points to Bill) Bill did it too. I begged them not to!
You chicken-necked ass, I'll kill you! (Bill grabs Dale by the neck, resulting in Dale pushing Bill into Boomhauer and Bill pushing Dale into Hank, sparking a minor brawl between Bill, Dale, Boomhauer, and Hank.)
Oh, for heaven's sake. (Spraying the fire extinguisher on Hank, Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer to put an end to their brawl.)
Well, I thought you guys had reached your peak when you pantsed Chet Elderson at his funeral, but then you outdid yourself by burning down YOUR OWN FIREHOUSE!!!
Tu eres muerto.
Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this, but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.
Why do you hate what you don't understand?
I don't hate you Bobby!
I was talking about soccer.
Oh yeah, I hate soccer.
You little pantywads think you're ready to play the Wolves again? The Wolves eat razorblades for breakfast! Run, you bunch of pudgy-butted softies! Run, with your fancy sneakers, with pumps, valves and lights on the back that can set off a seizure! But what do you care? I ran around the world in a pair of Chuck Taylors for the love of pete! Take a salt tablet.
Coach, I think I swallowed too much mud.
Take a salt tablet.
I'm gonna ride you guys so hard your gonna wish you were all dead! I'm gonna chew ya up spit ya out take a big dump on top of that and then i'm gonna get tough! LETS ROLLLLLLL EM OUT!
Boys, the Welton Wolves have already left their mark on this bridge. Now, what does a cougar do when a wolf comes into his neck of the woods?
Beats him in football?
Yeah, that's where I was gonna end up.
God bless America on three...One...two...three
Gooooooood bless America!
Hey, butter ball, drag the body back!
Soccer was invented by european housewives as a way to keep busy while their husbands did the cooking
Peggy Hill (To a group of soccer moms): If we were in Canada you ladies would be snooty Quebecoise.
Prepare your brain for razzle-dazzle!
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