TV show quotes
Do you remember your last promotion? We had pa son pate all night long. Make love to me!
No! [laughs]
While Kahn is laughing, Minh starts disrobing. Kahn stops laughing and gasps in wonder at his wife's nudity
Woah, boy howdy!
Kahn, you got a lotta (indistinct Laotian words) to come back here!
Dad, I would like you to meet a new friend of mine and Luanne's.
Hey-hey, there partner, name's Rad Thibodeaux [thi-buh-day-OX-ss, ]. Pleased to meet you! Here you go, businessman to businessman.
[Rad hands Hank a business card. He reads it.]
Isn't that pronounced "Thibodeaux" [TI-buh-doh, ]?
Well y'know, sometimes, by mistake, but no damage done.
[Kahn sees the fake wedding between Luanne and Bobby and believes it is real].
Minh, come quick! It's finally happening! Bobby Hillbilly marrying hillbilly cousin. You owe me five dollars. In your face!
Uncle Hank! Bobby's trying to get out of marrying me!
Bobby, you cut that out!
Mom! Dad! I've gotten Luanne pregnant!
Wait! Luanne, I don't think I'm ready for this yet!
[seeing that Peggy is gone, and the piñata is blown up] Where's Peggy? You bring my wife back here right now or I'm getting the manager!
Psst... have you figured it out yet?
Hey, I think that's my seat.
Uh... no.
[Bobby is presenting Jesus' miracles in the form of a magic show] Now, for my next trick, I'm gonna need a large wooden cross and a couple of volunteers...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[last lines]
[seeing the clouds in blue paint] Hey, that one looks like a propane tank; too! And you knoww what those little ones over there look like?
Propane accessories.
Well, yes; but which one?
A spatula.
Well, now you're just guessing! Peggy? [the screen cuts to black, names of executive producers appear]
It's a grill brush.
I'll never get brunch!
"How's my driving?" I'll tell you. Mom, get this number down. 1-800-EAT-SH... Uh, never mind.
I've got gout!
[seeing the clouds] Sweet Jethro Pugh.
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