King of the Hill · Season 3, Episode 12
“Three Coaches and a Bobby” · Season 3, Episode 12
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (5), Coach Sauers (4), Bobby Hill (3)
Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this, but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.
Why do you hate what you don't understand?
I don't hate you Bobby!
I was talking about soccer.
Oh yeah, I hate soccer.
You little pantywads think you're ready to play the Wolves again? The Wolves eat razorblades for breakfast! Run, you bunch of pudgy-butted softies! Run, with your fancy sneakers, with pumps, valves and lights on the back that can set off a seizure! But what do you care? I ran around the world in a pair of Chuck Taylors for the love of pete! Take a salt tablet.
Coach, I think I swallowed too much mud.
Take a salt tablet.
I'm gonna ride you guys so hard your gonna wish you were all dead! I'm gonna chew ya up spit ya out take a big dump on top of that and then i'm gonna get tough! LETS ROLLLLLLL EM OUT!
Boys, the Welton Wolves have already left their mark on this bridge. Now, what does a cougar do when a wolf comes into his neck of the woods?
Beats him in football?
Yeah, that's where I was gonna end up.
God bless America on three...One...two...three
Gooooooood bless America!
Hey, butter ball, drag the body back!
Soccer was invented by european housewives as a way to keep busy while their husbands did the cooking
Peggy Hill (To a group of soccer moms): If we were in Canada you ladies would be snooty Quebecoise.
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