Coach Sauers quotes from King of the Hill

Coach Sauers

You little pantywads think you're ready to play the Wolves again? The Wolves eat razorblades for breakfast! Run, you bunch of pudgy-butted softies! Run, with your fancy sneakers, with pumps, valves and lights on the back that can set off a seizure! But what do you care? I ran around the world in a pair of Chuck Taylors for the love of pete! Take a salt tablet.

Coach Sauers

I'm gonna ride you guys so hard your gonna wish you were all dead! I'm gonna chew ya up spit ya out take a big dump on top of that and then i'm gonna get tough! LETS ROLLLLLLL EM OUT!

Coach Sauers

Hey, butter ball, drag the body back!

Bobby

Coach, I think I swallowed too much mud.

Coach Sauers

Take a salt tablet.