Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this, but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.
Why do you hate what you don't understand?
I don't hate you Bobby!
I was talking about soccer.
Oh yeah, I hate soccer.
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