Mac McDonald quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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[To Dennis handing him a photo] : Dude, Your Grandpa's a Nazi!

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That bitch is dead.

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That guy is dead.

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Goddammit! (He walks away.) Goddammit!

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(To his pre-op transsexual girlfriend) It's not that I'm ashamed of you, it's that I'm ashamed of myself.

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We are not gonna come out blasting, Jesus Christ what is wrong with you people?! Look we can still get out of this if we just calm doowwwwn!

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The police? The streets are flooded with the ejaculate of the homeless and you people are counting on the police?!

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Your body quit, your bird quit, and unfortunately it's no longer legit.

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I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.

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Oh my god, salt the snail! Salt the snail! Go!

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I do not appreciate being paraphrased. I choose my words very deliberately.

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Two guns! Six boobs! We're all on the same team!

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Based off the story you just told me Charlie.......I believe those Santas were running a train on your mom.....based off that story you just told me.

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Guys! Guys! Guys! I'VE GOT NEWS! I've got HUGE news! So I went down to the gym this morning, right. I was all amped up, cuz' Charlie and I found found a bunch of nuts. I was SO full Protein. Okay. I went to get my pump on, but I couldn't get my pump on. Now, I know what you are thinking, clearly I did get my pump on but that's just because I did a bunch of push-ups outside also why I am out of breath.

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Oh Oh Oh! Everybody up on their high horse of marriage all of the sudden. Marriage is about procreation okay. This is gay marriage! That's two dudes bangin each other! What do ya get from that? Nothin! Nothin!