Frank Reynolds quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Frank

When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast...Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way.

Frank

Uh-huh! (he tosses the match into the warehouse and runs)

Frank

Now, it's all good up to right here--

Frank

Charlie's right! We shouldn't be breakin' our shit! We should be out there breakin' other peoples' shit! That's rock and roll!

Frank

Masturbating Bums are bad for Business.

Frank

So the Wendy's manager was like "You gotta clean dat up!" and I was like they're your hamburgers you clean them up. Artemis was all bummed out about something I did to myself with the onions and now she won't talk to me.

Frank

I got my magnum condoms and a wad of hundreds; I'm ready to plow!

Frank

The name's Mantis, Mantis Toboggan, M.D

Frank

Oh, whoops! Ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!

Frank

Snortski...Oooohhhhhh!

Frank

I'm doing this jerk-off's taxes. Next year, the IRS will audit the piss out of him!

Frank

Look how loose his jeans are!!

Frank

How do kids study on this god damn ritterall? I can't stop grinding my teeth

Frank

Well what about me?

Frank

What the shit are you talking about!?!?