[After Dennis's cat emerges from an explosion unscathed]
Goddamnit, Jack Bauer. You really are the man.
“Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City” · Season 3, Episode 14
In this episode: Charlie Kelly (1), Dennis Reynolds (1), Mac McDonald (1), Sweet Dee Reynolds (1), Frank Reynolds (1)
Masturbating Bums are bad for Business.
The police? The streets are flooded with the ejaculate of the homeless and you people are counting on the police?!
Dee (beating on a bum with a baton): You like that, bitch, huh? (She throws the bum into the trashcans, picks up a trashcan lid and starts bashing him over the head with it.) I am not your little pinup-girl for you to tug your rotten pecker at!
BBum
You crazy bitch! (Dee kicks him in the ass as he runs away from her.)
I don't wanna see you or your dirty balls in my alley again!
Well, I taped over the Spin Doctors mix!
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