It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 5, Episode 2
“The Gang Hits the Road” · Season 5, Episode 2
In this episode: Mac McDonald (3), Charlie Kelly (2), Dennis Reynolds (1), Sweet Dee Reynolds (1)
I want my 35 cents back. Charlie, give him the pear.
I can't, I just ate it.
The whole thing?
Yeah, it was pretty gross.
The stem and then the, and the core?!
You didn't tell me not to eat the stem dude!
Did you eat the stickers that are all over it?!
Yeah, it was gross.
Of course it's gross, it's a sticker bro!
I eat stickers all the time dude!
Oh my god, this whole thing is a disaster... I... I'm going back to the car...
I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.
Nice tape job but, I noticed you stopped at the grill.
Ran out of tape but, I measured the opening of the door and it's shorter than the height of the grill.
Maybe you shouldn't have your window open!
Maybe you shouldn't be throwing jars of piss out the window!
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