(To his pre-op transsexual girlfriend) It's not that I'm ashamed of you, it's that I'm ashamed of myself.
“Mac is a Serial Killer” · Season 3, Episode 10
In this episode: Mac McDonald (2), Sweet Dee Reynolds (2), Frank Reynolds (2), Charlie Kelly (1), Dennis Reynolds (1)
I'm going to go oil my chainsaw.
What?
Frank, we don't need the chainsaw. Is that what's in that bag?
Oh, we do...because drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance...a beautiful dance with a chainsaw.
He makes less and less sense as the days go by.
I don't get it...at all.
Look, Mac, I'm tired, I want to go home, I just want to wash my hands of this whole stinkin' mess, so I'm gonna ask you just one time: did you, or did you not, snap into a distinct and alternate personality, and go on a serial killing rampage?
What? No!
Wha...yes you did. You're two people, right? Let's see the other one. Let him out.
Let who out?
The serial killer! Let the serial killer out!
I'm not a serial killer!
Then why all the shady behavior?
I've been banging the tranny! I didn't want you guys to find out!
No, you've been...what?!
(beat)
Ewww. Oh, I don't even know how that works, oh, God...
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