Ryan quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Charlie

OK, OK. First of all, there are people out there who actually have been molested and you guys are going to exploit that for your own personal gain? You assholes are securing your places in hell.

Ryan

We've thought about it. We're willing to roll the dice.

Charlie

You guys cannot say that he molested you!

Ryan

Why not?

Charlie

Because he didn't molest you!

Ryan

That's true, but he's a dick, and we hated him.

Charlie

Man this is crazy. You are dancing with the entire McPoyle Family. These people are freak shows, man...freaks. But you're keeping your cool. You're keeping your cool. You know why? Because you are the Green Man. Green Man is saving your life right now, bro. Just go with the flow.

Mac

Charlie, we've been looking all over for you, dude.

Dennis

Green Man, I knew you couldn't resist.

Charlie

Huh? You know what? I'm actually tripping pretty hard right now.

Mac

You're tripping?

Charlie

Yeah, Frank gave me some acid and it's like... whoo.

Mac

Oh, Jesus.

Liam

Hey guys. Guess who got invited to training camp?

Ryan

Yeah, we're going to be famous.

Dennis

Look we need to talk to Green Man for a minute please.

Mac

Yeah, just go over there.

Dennis

Let's go man. Thank you. Charlie, where is Frank, it's very important.

Charlie

Oh, Frank? He's standing right there.

Mac

Frank, What the hell are you doing?

Artemis

He's been trying to climb through that trash can for 20 minutes. I'm pretty sure he's on acid.

Frank

Thank God you guys are here! How did you get in here?

Dennis

What the hell are you talking about? (Mac looks around)

Frank

I've been stuck in this bathroom for three hours!

Artemis

I think he took a dump in there.

Mac

Can you give us a second, please?

Artemis

Whatever. I'm getting tired of watching him anyway.

Dennis

All right, Frank, listen. Did you bring your gun today?