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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 4, Episode 3

“America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest” quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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“America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest” · Season 4, Episode 3

In this episode: Dennis Reynolds (4), Mac McDonald (3), Charlie Kelly (2), Frank Reynolds (2)

Later dudes. S you in your As, don't wear a C, and J all over your Bs.

Why would he not wear a C?

I don't even know what he's talking about half the time, bro.

My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David. You, on the other hand, well, you're a pit of despair. Frank, you disgust me. You disgust everyone, and you will never EVER be on that billboard.

Your body quit, your bird quit, and unfortunately it's no longer legit.

BCBillboard contestant

So, there's no pay?

I just told you what the pay was!

He told you what the goddamn pay was!

Is this supposed to be dirt? it smells like shit!

It is shit! Its a barnyard!

Frank, nobody is gonna step in shit!

(Rex already in the pool full of shit)

Seriously Rex? You're just gonna step right in there?

RRex

I wanna win bro, billboard.

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