Grant Anderson quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Frank

Yeah. Well, yeah, you know, uh, Grant? I want to... I want to change my answer.

Grant Anderson

What? Wh... what? Why?

Frank

I have realized it's-it's not totally accurate, because I've seen a pig eat a man. In fact, I've seen many pigs eat many men. It was a bloodbath.

Grant Anderson

Just need you to name an animal that we eat but doesn't eat us.

Charlie

Doesn't eat us-- that's easy. Dragon!

Grant Anderson

Charlie, do you eat dragon?

Charlie

No! I don't eat dragon 'cause, uh, it's-it's not a meal for peasants, it's a meal for kings, and I'm sort of a common man. But they don't eat us; they, uh, it's like a misconception. They actually eat gold and treasure. That's why they're always sitting on a big pile of it.

Bad answer. Bad answer. Bad answer. That's a bad answer.

Grant Anderson

Okay, show me dragon!

Charlie

[laughing] I told you!

Grant Anderson

Well, astonishingly, uh, one person surveyed gave the answer dragon, so... What a world!

Frank

I'm gonna go with... toe knife.

Grant Anderson

With what now?

Frank

With a toe knife 'cause I-I use a-a sharp blade to dig the scum out of my toenails. Once in a while, I cut myself, but it pusses up and in three days, it's good as new.

Grant Anderson

Sure. Toe knife! Way more information than we needed, but, uh... show me toe knife.