Radio host quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Please don't curse.

Mac

You can't censor me bro, I'm kind of a bad ass.

"Reggie Leech" is... the correct answer!

Charlie

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

Hey, who's on the line?

Mac

Is that us?

Charlie

That sounded like us!

Mac

Uh, Mac from South Philly!

Alright, Mac from South Philly, you're on with Preston & Steve.

Dee

Holy shit, he got on.

Mac

Holy shit, I got on!

Please don't curse. Alright, here is the question: what Philadelphia Flyer holds the franchise record for goals in a season? You have 30 seconds, go!

Mac

[to Charlie] Okay, this is a hockey question, go!

Charlie

Okay, hockey! Uhhhhhh, where's the "H" key? There's no "H" key-- there's no "H" key!

Mac

What are you talking about?

Charlie

Is there another way to spell "hockey"?

Mac

Dude--

Charlie

There's no "H" key on this key-

Mac

It's right there! Why did I put you in charge of this job? Aw, forget this, dude! I got this, I got this--think, Mac, think! Think--I gotta think like that guy that sits on the rock!

Charlie

[puts his fist under his chin] This dude, the one like that?

Mac

Yeah, with the big muscles and he puts his hand on his-

Charlie

He's big and green and he gets angry-- oh, the Hulk! The Incredible Hulk.

Mac

The Hulk doesn't think at all. Shit, I know this...

Dude, you gotta stop cursing!

Mac

You guys can't censor me, I'm a bit of a badass.

[chuckles] Can't censor him-- alright, let's go! Answer the question, come on!

Mac

Agh! I don't know, I don't know it. Damn it! Reggie Leach.

Reggie Leach is the... correct answer!

Charlie

AAAAAA--