Oh, you are being ridiculous. He's a professional football player.
No, look, I'm not talking about killing the guy. I'm just talking about going up there with a group of dudes and intimidate him, maybe break his arm.
You can't break Tom Brady's arm.
Oh yes, I can! No more Super Bowls for that pretty boy.
I have a little bit of a problem with old people...I find them kinda creepy...and scary. And gross, kinda gross. It's their hands really, you can see right through 'em and all their inside business.
[To Dennis handing him a photo] : Dude, Your Grandpa's a Nazi!
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