Liam quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Liam

Start breaking bricks wet nips!

Liam

We're takin' you bitches hostage.

Charlie

Where's your brother dude?

Liam

We just stepped out of the shower. He'll be down in a minute.

Charlie

Alright li--listen, you guys can't go... did you just say we?

Liam

What?

Charlie

Did you just say we just stepped out of the shower?

Liam

I said "he."

Charlie

Look, could you imagine America where everyone just gives up?

Dee

I don't care.

Charlie

Ok, let's just give up.

Mac

Hey Charlie.

Charlie

No look guys. How you doing? Have you come to gloat and shove it in my face?

Mac

No. No.

Charlie

No, it's okay and you know why? Because I give up. I'm living in GiveUp America.

Dennis

What are you talking about? Will you shut up?

Charlie

I'm gonna be a smoker.

Mac

You don't have to smoke Charlie.

Charlie

You know why? Because we give up. We live in GiveUp America. I live in GiveUp America. I live in an America where... hey Ryan. I'm sorry to interrupt you, but if you're not too busy showering in your brother's urine or plotting your revenge against me, would you mind lighting my cigarette? Thanks bro. Hey Liam, I'm sorry I sent you to jail man, but anytime you want to stab me, it'd be really great for me because... [Liam stabs Charlie in the back with a fork]

Liam

That's what you get Charlie.

Dennis

Hey get the hell out of here.

Liam

You get forkstabbed!

Charlie

Man this is crazy. You are dancing with the entire McPoyle Family. These people are freak shows, man...freaks. But you're keeping your cool. You're keeping your cool. You know why? Because you are the Green Man. Green Man is saving your life right now, bro. Just go with the flow.

Mac

Charlie, we've been looking all over for you, dude.

Dennis

Green Man, I knew you couldn't resist.

Charlie

Huh? You know what? I'm actually tripping pretty hard right now.

Mac

You're tripping?

Charlie

Yeah, Frank gave me some acid and it's like... whoo.

Mac

Oh, Jesus.

Liam

Hey guys. Guess who got invited to training camp?

Ryan

Yeah, we're going to be famous.

Dennis

Look we need to talk to Green Man for a minute please.

Mac

Yeah, just go over there.

Dennis

Let's go man. Thank you. Charlie, where is Frank, it's very important.

Charlie

Oh, Frank? He's standing right there.

Mac

Frank, What the hell are you doing?

Artemis

He's been trying to climb through that trash can for 20 minutes. I'm pretty sure he's on acid.

Frank

Thank God you guys are here! How did you get in here?

Dennis

What the hell are you talking about? (Mac looks around)

Frank

I've been stuck in this bathroom for three hours!

Artemis

I think he took a dump in there.

Mac

Can you give us a second, please?

Artemis

Whatever. I'm getting tired of watching him anyway.

Dennis

All right, Frank, listen. Did you bring your gun today?