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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 3, Episode 13

“The Gang Gets Whacked, Part II” quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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“The Gang Gets Whacked, Part II” · Season 3, Episode 13

In this episode: Frank Reynolds (4), Mac McDonald (3), Rickety Cricket (3), Charlie Kelly (2), Dennis Reynolds (2), Sweet Dee Reynolds (2)

You know what, I'm walking from this. [Frank slaps him] Ow. What the hell, dude?!

I'm knocking some sense into you, Dennis. This is all you got.

[He slaps Dennis again]

Ah! Dude, why do you keep hitting me?

Don't talk back to me.

OK, sorry.

Look, I'm going to get you out of this. It's you and me against the world. I'm not going to let anything bad happen to you.

You promise?

I promise. And hey, I don't want to hit you, baby. So please don't make me, OK? You're my one and only. You've go to do right by me, OK?

OK.

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a lil preocupied with worrying about being killed by the mob because a homeless priest ran off with all of our drugs!

Oh no, I'm going out, I'm going guns blazing!

Rise up! Gonna get higher and higher!

Rickety Cricket! Lookin' good bro'.

Thanks I'm almost done!

CDCharlie & Dee

Ram bop bop bop bop bopp bopa bopa boppa ba!

How you guys doin?

CDCharlie & Dee

Oh were doing fine fantastic. Absolutely! Hey check it out we got all the cocaine.

Well ok but we got bigger problems, me and Dennis just pissed off the Don's wife because we wouldn't bang her so we just need to be prepared for anything.dd>

Oooh I tell you what I will get my gun. [Pulls out handgun]

Whoa where'd you get a gun?

Ooh went back to Bingo.

Oh really well you should've told me because I've been carrying this thing around all day. [Pulls out gun]

Guys guys guys we don't need to use guns!

I'm gonna hide this in my shoe so I can pretend I'm tying my shoe and reach for it!

And then I'll reach for some cigarettes and when I ask for a light, we come out blastin'!

[Noises from Charlie, Dee and Frank]

We are not gonna come out blasting, Jesus Christ what is wrong with you people?! Look we can still get out of this if we just calm doowwwwn!

[Mafia walks in]

MMMafia Member

Oh! These guys!

GGang

Oh! Aay!

DDon

Alright, it's Friday. Where's my money?

Does anybody got a light?

[Gang pulls out guns]

What the hell are you doing here, dude?

I'm working, what're you doing?

You can not seriously be thinking about banging this old lady!

No, no, Mac, you have to separate yourself from the way they look, you see? Frank says that the only thing that matters in this game is cash.

Mac (incredulous)': What did Frank do to you?

Frank takes care of me, okay? You don't understand the nature of our relationship.

Mac (does a double-take): What?! (Frank notices them and comes running down the stairs.)

Frank (motioning to Mac): Hey! Hey! You, out! This is our turf, get out!

No, Frank, he can not bang this woman, okay? she's the mob boss' wife!

What do you think she's gonna do? Call her husband and say she's banging a whore? (points to Dennis, then to the stairs) Dennis! Up those stairs! (Dennis turns to obey, but Mac grabs him.)

Dennis, don't do it, he's got you brainwashed. (Frank spins Dennis around and backhands him)

GO!

Mac (grabbing Dennis): Dennis! (Mac backhands Dennis) STAY!

Frank (hits Dennis again): GO!

Mac (hitting Dennis again): STAY!

GET UP THERE!

STAY!

NOW!

STAY!

NOW!

STAY!

RIGHT!

YOU'RE GONNA GET US KILLED!

NOW!

STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP! Please stop hitting me so I can think for a second!

Frank (nervous): You see? This is bad! You got him thinkin' for himself again!

Frannie (from the top of the stairs): What the hell are you doing, whore? Get back upstairs!

Dennis (after a few seconds): No.

FFrannie

Get your ass back in the bedroom.

Dennis (stronger): I'm outta here. (Dennis walks out.)

FFrannie

And what about you, Pussy Hands?

Mac (taken aback): Me? Oh, no, I would never sleep with you, you're gross.

Rickety Cricket (singing while pounding on his "drums"): They broke my legs, but they didn't break my spirit! And I can't feel the pain 'cause I found more cocaine! Co-CAINE! (Peter Nincompoop gallops down the street behind him)

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