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Oh my fortunately, we've run out of time.

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But before we go, I'd like to bring out a special guest.

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Histeria!

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One last question, Cleo. Why do you wear a snake on your head?

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But the early farmer had finally prevailed the auroch or the cow was the last major animal to be obtained as a food source.

Father Time

Everyone be very, very quiet. The slightest sound could make this whole place crumble to pieces.

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I just hope there's no truth to the curse of King Tut's tomb.

Loud Kiddington

Curse?! There's a curse?!

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Quiet!

Loud Kiddington

What kind of a curse?!

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Shh!

Loud Kiddington

I didn't know there was a curse!

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Shh! The walls could collapse on all of us.

Loud Kiddington

I don't want to hear about any curse!

Fetch

I'm with him!

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And to our right is the great Cathaginian general Hannibal...

That's Mr. Hannibal to you.

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...who is plottin' a surprise invasion on Rome itself.

Would somebody call security?!

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In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue, and to commemorate his historic journey, each year we celebrate Columbus Day with big parades and shamrocks and leprechauns and people wearin' green clothes!

Christopher Columbus

That's St. Patrick's Day! All my day is famous for is the half-off men's underwear sale.

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And so it was in 1492 that Christopher Columbus, with a little help from his friends, found America!

Toast

Guh! I didn't know it was missing!

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[Loud is] like a little firecracker, isn't he?

More like a crate of dynamite!

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We're walkin' past the famous Washington Monument, which as y'all know is named after the famous city of Washington DC.

Uh, ma'am, how many times do I have to tell you? The monument is named after me, George Washington.

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Oh really? Well, I don't think anyone calls this the George Monument, now do they?

Uh, no.

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Case dismissed! Let's hustle, people! We're walkin', we're movin', we're headin' towards the Lincoln Memorial, which of course was named after the town carver of the same name.