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We're walkin' past the famous Washington Monument, which as y'all know is named after the famous city of Washington DC.
George Washington
Uh, ma'am, how many times do I have to tell you? The monument is named after me, George Washington.
Miss Information
Oh really? Well, I don't think anyone calls this the George Monument, now do they?
George Washington
Uh, no.
Miss Information
Case dismissed! Let's hustle, people! We're walkin', we're movin', we're headin' towards the Lincoln Memorial, which of course was named after the town carver of the same name.
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