“The Dawn of Time”
In this episode: Loud Kiddington (1), Father Time (1), Miss Information (1)
Then in 8000 BC came...
THE NEOLITHIC PERIOD, OR NEW STONE AGE!
When wild animals were tamed by farmers.
Including pigs!
Eh, th-t-t-t-t-t-t--
Chickens!
Ah'm a rooster, son, not a chicken! Pay at-ah say, pay attention, boy! Ah'm talkin' to ya! Kid doesn't listen to a word Ah say.
And the very first cow! [A cow falls on Foghorn.]
Miss Information: But back then, the cow wouldn't like a peaceful creature we like today. Back then, the cow was a furious beast called the Auroch. And taming the Auroch was not an easy job.
Moo moo moo.
But the early farmer had finally prevailed the auroch or the cow was the last major animal to be obtained as a food source.
What food source? Why you little.
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