Froggo quotes from Histeria!

Froggo

Anybody got any lozenges?

Froggo

I wanna go on that choo-choo, I wanna go on that choo-choo.

[narrating] And so the British Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which taxed newspapers, playing cards, and all printed material imported by the colonies. The American colonists were not happy.

Charity Bazaar

We're not happy.

Hey, this tax is unfair!

Froggo

We won't pay! [Redcoats surround them and cock their guns.] Unless they make us.

Then in 1767, Parliament passed the Townend act, which taxed tea, paper, glass, and lots of other items. Now the colonists were even less happy.

Charity Bazaar

Now we're even less happy.

Froggo

Five colonists were killed by the King's Redcoats [in the Boston Massacre].

Boy, and this made us so unhappy you wouldn't believe it!

Never belch before a lady.

Froggo

Sorry! [points to Charity] I didn't know it was her turn.

Father Time

1766 B.C. brought with it the Shan Dynasty, which led to the use of bows, arrows, and spears.

Froggo

Spears for fighting our enemies.

Loud Kiddington

ARROWS FOR DEFENDING OUR FAMILIES!!

Pepper Mills

And bows for final touches on our snappy hairstyles! Ahahahaha! I love it!

Froggo

Captain Columbus, sir?

Christopher Columbus

Yes, what is it?

Froggo

We've finished cleaning your maps.

Christopher Columbus

Cleaning my maps?

Lucky Bob

Yes now!

Froggo

We wiped off those squiggly red lines that someone drew all over them.

Christopher Columbus

You did WHAT?!!? I drew those lines after spending hours upon hours, calculating our exact course! Now I have no idea where we are! Waaaaaaaaaaah!

Toast

What's with him, bro?

Froggo

I'm not sure, but I think we erased his math homework.

Toast

Totally excuse us, captain-dude! But it's time for us to clean out your quarters!

Froggo

And when we're finished, we'll clean out your dimes and nickels.

Who keeps letting these kids in? The great Khan is tryin' to relax! Hello?! I'm guessing someone in security wants to lose his head over this!

Toast

Ho-oh! Sorry about about that, great Khan dude. We got a little distracted.

Froggo

The WB is running the Sister, Sister marathon. Oh, how they make us laugh.

Froggo

Do you have a bag of marshmallows and a crate of leeches I can borrow?

Umm... no.

Froggo

NO?! NO?! OH NOO! NO, IT CAN'T BE!! AAAHHHHH!!!!

Loud Kiddington

Major Loud Kiddington, at your service!

I like this brock.

Loud Kiddington

Would you like it with some corn?

I like it with some corn,

Loud Kiddington

How about here on Air Force One?

Yes! here on Air Force One, with a toast.

Loud Kiddington

Would you, could you, yes maybe?

I could maybe even with Big Fat Baby.

Loud Kiddington

How about in your limousine,

I like in my limousine, even with a beauty queen, even with Big Fat Baby on Air Force One with a toast, I like it with some corn

Loud Kiddington

Try it and i think you'll see,

If i try this brock,

Loud Kiddington

We adults thank you, President Bush,

WE LIKE BROKK!

Froggo

Do you have a bucket of worms and a keg of gunpowder?

Andrew Jackson

No!

Froggo

Okay, but don't come crying to me later.

Andrew Jackson

The war's been over for two weeks! [cries on Froggo's shoulder]

Froggo

I told you not to come crying to me later.

Cho-Cho

Lucky Bob, have you seen Big Fat Baby?

Lucky Bob

Yeth now!

Cho-Cho

Where?

Lucky Bob

In my mashed potatoes.

Froggo

Lucky Bob definitely needs a vacae.

Froggo

[in a spitball fight] Surrender or die!

Aka Pella

Ha! Surrender? I'll whoop yo' bottom!

Froggo

She's good!

I have come to take over your castle! Surrender immediately and give it to me! [Froggo and Aka dump a bucket of water on him.]

Froggo

You asked for it!

Aka Pella

Try not to get rusted, dawg!

Loud Kiddington

Go home, you bums!

This means war!

Aka Pella

And this means "Get away from our castle", homie! [She and Froggo dump another bucket of water on Loretta.]