Christopher Columbus quotes from Histeria!

Christopher Columbus

Note to self: Never again hire anyone from Cabin Crews R Us.

Miss Information

In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue, and to commemorate his historic journey, each year we celebrate Columbus Day with big parades and shamrocks and leprechauns and people wearin' green clothes!

Christopher Columbus

That's St. Patrick's Day! All my day is famous for is the half-off men's underwear sale.

Crow's nest! You see anything?

Loud Kiddington

LEMMIE CHECK! [peers through periscope] OMG!!!

Christopher Columbus

What is it?

Loud Kiddington

GUESS!

Christopher Columbus

Land?

Loud Kiddington

[imitates buzzer] OH, I'M SO SORRY, NO! NOTHING BUT WATER! [face turning red] YOU STARTING TO GET THE PICTURE, CAPTAIN!?

Christopher Columbus

I think the crow's nest needs a little vacae.

Christopher Columbus

Santa Maria! Can't you take that smelly baby somewhere else?!

Charity Bazaar

Well, captain, this is the poopdeck.

Froggo

Captain Columbus, sir?

Christopher Columbus

Yes, what is it?

Froggo

We've finished cleaning your maps.

Christopher Columbus

Cleaning my maps?

Lucky Bob

Yes now!

Froggo

We wiped off those squiggly red lines that someone drew all over them.

Christopher Columbus

You did WHAT?!!? I drew those lines after spending hours upon hours, calculating our exact course! Now I have no idea where we are! Waaaaaaaaaaah!

Toast

What's with him, bro?

Froggo

I'm not sure, but I think we erased his math homework.