Pepper Mills quotes from Histeria! ... TV Quotes Database

Pepper Mills

[in response to getting Benjamin Franklin's autograph] Thank you thank you thank. Hey, you're not Richard Gere! And what are you doing in this episode about China? That is kooky!

China

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Pepper Mills

Hi, I'm Pepper Mills! Y'know, working on Histeria!, I've gotten to meet some of the biggest names in the world! For instance, this is me and the girl who is not Sabrina the Teenage Witch! Here I am with the guy who's not Leonardo DiCaprio! And this is me with the people who are not the cast of 60 Minutes! Ahahahaha! I love people! And now, back to Histeria!

General Sherman's Campsite

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[From a Kids' WB! promo]

Toast

Watch Histeria!, on Kids' W--

Pepper Mills

Hold it! "His! His! His!" It's always about guys! What about Hersteria!?

Toast

Whoa...

Pepper Mills

Like, you always hear about the fronitersmen. What happened to the frontierswomen?

Toast

Whoa...

Pepper Mills

And Thomas Jefferson? What about Thomas Jeffer's daughter?

Toast

I never thought of that. Hey, how about Florence Nightengale, and Lawrence Nightengale?

Pepper Mills

It's only fair!

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Father Time

1766 B.C. brought with it the Shan Dynasty, which led to the use of bows, arrows, and spears.

Froggo

Spears for fighting our enemies.

Loud Kiddington

ARROWS FOR DEFENDING OUR FAMILIES!!

Pepper Mills

And bows for final touches on our snappy hairstyles! Ahahahaha! I love it!

China

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Pepper Mills

Hey! you're not Elmer Fudd! Gypola!

Loud Kiddington

DUCK!!

DDDaffy Duck

Will you knock that off?! Sheesh! A bird could develop a complex around here!

Hooray For Presidents

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[To the beat of Green Eggs]

Loud Kiddington

Major Loud Kiddington, at your service!

Would you like some brock?

GBGeorge Bush

I like this brock.

I like it, let me be.

Loud Kiddington

Would you like it with some corn?

Eaten from a flute?

GBGeorge Bush

I like it with some corn,

Eaten from a flute.

I like this brock,

Now go away and let me be!

Loud Kiddington

How about here on Air Force One?

How about with a toast?

GBGeorge Bush

Yes! here on Air Force One, with a toast.

I like it with some corn,

Eaten from a flute.

I like this brock,

Now go away and let me be!

Loud Kiddington

Would you, could you, yes maybe?

Eat some with Big Fat Baby?

GBGeorge Bush

I could maybe even with Big Fat Baby.

I like this brock,

now go away and let me be!

Loud Kiddington

How about in your limousine,

Eaten with a beauty queen?

GBGeorge Bush

I like in my limousine, even with a beauty queen, even with Big Fat Baby on Air Force One with a toast, I like it with some corn

Eaten from a flute.

I like this brock,

You must go!

Loud Kiddington

Try it and i think you'll see,

That you will like the brock.

GBGeorge Buush

If i try this brock,

Will you go away and let me be?

[George Bush eats the brock and starts to swallow]

Loud Kiddington

We adults thank you, President Bush,

For your stand on that green mush.

Now we can shout with pride and glee,

LPLoud, Pepper, Susanna, Toast and Froggo

WE LIKE BROKK!

Presidential People

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Toast

Quick, dude! Get me a fan!

Loud Kiddington

Check! [lifts in Pepper]

Pepper Mills

Ahahaha! Sir Toastalot! [hugs Toast] You're the dreamiest!

Toast

[still holding Pepper in arms, lifting her into the air] No, dude, the other kind of fan!

Loud Kiddington

Double check! [Loud then sweeps Pepper away from Toast's arms and puts her in his own, and throws her out of the way. He replaces her with a giant fan.]

KCKid Chorus

[mockingly] Missed me, missed me, and now you've got to kiss me!

Big Fat Baby Theatre

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