Your Honor, this trial is a circus!
I know! More cotton candy, please!
“Heroes of Truth & Justice”
In this episode: Loud Kiddington (3), Sammy Melman (3), Froggo (2), Cho-Cho (2), Charity Bazaar (1), Miss Information (1), Lucky Bob (1), Aka Pella (1)
Say, you seem too young to be a judge.
Yeah, and you seem too stupid to be a lawyer!
Hey!!
No wait, I'm takin' that back! You seem stupid enough to be a lawyer!
When I get older, I am going to be a singer and change my name to Yoko Ono.
[singing] 55 bottles of root beer on the wall, 55 bottles of root beer...
Will you be quiet? I can't stand that stupid song.
GREAT! YOU MADE ME FORGET WHERE I WAS! NOW I GOTTA START OVER! [singing] 99 bottles of root beer on the wall, 99 bottles of root beer...
I'm not happy.
Lucky Bob, have you seen Big Fat Baby?
Yeth now!
Where?
In my mashed potatoes.
Lucky Bob definitely needs a vacae.
And when lightning strikes, I suppose that's not Zeus shooting at liars!
SSocrates
Well, what about when lightning hits a tree? Can a tree be a liar?
TTree
Trees can't even talk! Hahah! [is suddenly struck by lightning] Oops!
Mr. Socrates, no no no! Hi, I'm Lydia Karaoke, network censor, and we don't want consuming of poisonous beverages on Histeria! This is a kids' show!
SSocrates
But I've been sentenced to death!
Well, you can't die on Histeria! Give me that!
SSocrates
Good, 'cause I'd really rather have a double grandé mocha latté and a Snickerdoodle.
Now that'll kill you.
We're walkin' past the famous Washington Monument, which as y'all know is named after the famous city of Washington DC.
GWGeorge Washington
Uh, ma'am, how many times do I have to tell you? The monument is named after me, George Washington.
Oh really? Well, I don't think anyone calls this the George Monument, now do they?
GWGeorge Washington
Uh, no.
Case dismissed! Let's hustle, people! We're walkin', we're movin', we're headin' towards the Lincoln Memorial, which of course was named after the town carver of the same name.
[in a spitball fight] Surrender or die!
Ha! Surrender? I'll whoop yo' bottom!
[Aka shoots a barrage of spitballs that all land in lined patterns around Froggo.]
She's good!
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