As the great Chinese philosopher Lao Tzu once said...
LTLao Tzu
The journey of a thousand miles must always begin with a single step.
[Big Fat Baby wanders to the edge of the stairs and falls down them.]
This is going to be a long trip!
“China”
In this episode: Father Time (4), Froggo (2), Pepper Mills (2), Loud Kiddington (1), Miss Information (1), Lucky Bob (1), Cho-Cho (1)
CConfucius
Never belch before a lady.
Sorry! [points to Charity] I didn't know it was her turn.
1766 B.C. brought with it the Shan Dynasty, which led to the use of bows, arrows, and spears.
Spears for fighting our enemies.
ARROWS FOR DEFENDING OUR FAMILIES!!
And bows for final touches on our snappy hairstyles! Ahahahaha! I love it!
[in response to getting Benjamin Franklin's autograph] Thank you thank you thank. Hey, you're not Richard Gere! And what are you doing in this episode about China? That is kooky!
Hi gang, Pop Quiz here! We ask several historical questions for our players then act flabbergasted at their overwhelming ignorance!
My friends call me Lucky Bob.
Do you want me to call you Lucky Bob?
That would make you my friend.
No thanks.
If you're through, I'll introduce challenger #2, whose name is...
SSSusanna Susquahanna
[pushes her buzzer] Thuthanna Thuthquahanna.
I thought it was Susanna Susquahanna.
SSSusanna Susquahanna
That'th what I thaid.
Oh very good then. We have Bob and Thuthanna.
SSSusanna Susquahanna
That'th true.
Sorry, no points for getting your own name right.
CConfucius
Okay that's it there's plenty more about China but we're out of time we'll have to wait until next time for another episode of. Miss Information.
Histeria!
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