Lucky Bob quotes from Histeria!

Cho-Cho

Hi mistah! Wanna buy a magazine? I've got Time and Sports Illustrated, Fortune, People, Entertainment Weekly, Highlights...

René Descartes

No! Go away!

Cho-Cho

Well, someone woke up on the wrong side of the windmill this morning! Right, Lucky Bob?

Lucky Bob

Yes!

Lucky Bob

My friends call me Lucky Bob.

Father Time

Do you want me to call you Lucky Bob?

Lucky Bob

That would make you my friend.

Father Time

No thanks.

Froggo

Captain Columbus, sir?

Christopher Columbus

Yes, what is it?

Froggo

We've finished cleaning your maps.

Christopher Columbus

Cleaning my maps?

Lucky Bob

Yes now!

Froggo

We wiped off those squiggly red lines that someone drew all over them.

Christopher Columbus

You did WHAT?!!? I drew those lines after spending hours upon hours, calculating our exact course! Now I have no idea where we are! Waaaaaaaaaaah!

Toast

What's with him, bro?

Froggo

I'm not sure, but I think we erased his math homework.

Cho-Cho

General?

Andrew Jackson

What?

Cho-Cho

Will you bait Lucky Bob's hook, please?

Andrew Jackson

Huh?

Cho-Cho

Worms give Lucky Bob the creeps.

Lucky Bob

You are correct, sir!

Cho-Cho

Please bait Lucky Bob's hook.

Andrew Jackson

Why do you call him 'lucky'?

Cho-Cho

'Cause he luckily got all the good looks in his family.

Lucky Bob

I spy, something that begins with the letter "B".

Cho-Cho

Blinking lights?

Lucky Bob

Nope.

Cho-Cho

Big moon outside window?

Lucky Bob

No.

Cho-Cho

Black darkness of deep outer space?

Lucky Bob

No.

Cho-Cho

A bagel?

Lucky Bob

No.

Cho-Cho

A blintz?

Lucky Bob

No.

55 HOURS LATER

Cho-Cho

A bupka?

Lucky Bob

No.

Cho-Cho

Big Fat Flying Baby?

Lucky Bob

No.

Cho-Cho

A Bob who is lucky?

Lucky Bob

Uh... no.

Cho-Cho

Bursting blood vessels in the astronauts' necks?

TELL HER ALREADY!!

Sammy Melman

WHAT DO YOU SPY THAT BEGINS WITH A "B"?!!

Lucky Bob

Chocolate!

Cho-Cho

Lucky Bob, have you seen Big Fat Baby?

Lucky Bob

Yeth now!

Cho-Cho

Where?

Lucky Bob

In my mashed potatoes.

Froggo

Lucky Bob definitely needs a vacae.

Ha-haa! We've done it! We've finally broken through!

And now it's time to use our nastiest weapons!

Toast

Yeah, dudes! Those weapons are pretty nasty, all right. But they're not as nasty as ours! Bring out the secret weapon!

Lucky Bob

One secret weapon coming up!

Awwww! Look at the cute little baby! Koochie koochie koo!

Charity Bazaar

I'm still not happy.

Toast

Hey, remember dudes, no matter how you fight your battles, war stinks!