Fetch quotes from Histeria!

Father Time

Everyone be very, very quiet. The slightest sound could make this whole place crumble to pieces.

Miss Information

I just hope there's no truth to the curse of King Tut's tomb.

Loud Kiddington

Curse?! There's a curse?!

Miss Information

Quiet!

Loud Kiddington

What kind of a curse?!

Miss Information

Shh!

Loud Kiddington

I didn't know there was a curse!

Miss Information

Shh! The walls could collapse on all of us.

Loud Kiddington

I don't want to hear about any curse!

Fetch

I'm with him!

Loud Kiddington

Hey folks, Loud Kiddington here! And just when you thought your Stone Age life couldn't get any better, along comes... the wheel!

Fetch

It's the biggest thing since the rock!

Loud Kiddington

My dog Fetch here will eat bat guano if I don't sell you a wheel.

Fetch

Eat what?!

Loud Kiddington

Yes, the wheel! All new for 3002 B.C.!

Fetch

I'm not eatin' bat guano!

Loud Kiddington

We'll discuss it later.

Fetch

No we won't!

Loud Kiddington

So come on down to Sumeria and buy a wheel! 'Cause if you don't, my dog Fetch here will eat a big pile of elephant plop!

Fetch

Say what?!

[singing] Go see Loud, go see Loud, go see Loud!

Loud Kiddington

We'll see you here!

Fetch

I quit!!

Loud Kiddington

Howdy, Carthaginians! Loud Kiddington here! And if I can't make you a deal, my dog Fetch'll eat a buffalo chip!

Fetch

Say what?!

Loud Kiddington

Yes sir, it's a giant year-end beast of burden blow-out! Check out these savings! Here's a nifty model - take a test drive on the all-new Lipizzaners!

Wussies!

Loud Kiddington

Or for rugged terrain, try our four-by-four all-weather oxen!

Puny!

Loud Kiddington

Or for something even tougher, we can fix you up with your very own Teamsters!

Disgusting!

Loud Kiddington

Howdy Roman citizens! Loud Kiddington here! And if I can't make you a deal, my dog Fetch'll eat a meadow muffin!

Fetch

Huh? What's with this kid?

Father Time

In 218 B.C., Hannibal finally reached the Italian border.

Prepare to meet the wrath of the great Hannibal, you Roman dogs!

It's Loud Kiddington and his dog, Fetch!

Now what?!

Loud Kiddington

Howdy, Hannibal!

Fetch

Your lease on the elephants is up, and you've exceeded your mileage!

Huh?

Loud Kiddington

That'll be 10,000 dinari!

Fetch

Payment due!

[laughs] I'm Hannibal! The greatest general the world's ever known! I don't pay bills! Now get out of my way before I turn you into roadkill!

Loud Kiddington

Have it your way! [He claps his hands twice, causing the elephants to sling their riders into the dirt. Loud and the Kid Chorus taunt them from atop an elephant.] So long, deadbeats!

Loud Kiddington

Howdy Puritans and Pilgrims! Loud Kiddington here! And if I can't make you a deal, my dog Fetch'll eat a turkey pellet!

Fetch

Huh?! Can we talk about this?

Loud Kiddington

Howdy prospectors and miners! Loud Kiddington here! And if I can't make you a deal, my dog Fetch here will eat an ariumu chip!

Fetch

Huh?!