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Miss Information and Christopher Columbus in “The Terrible Tudors”

Miss Information

In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue, and to commemorate his historic journey, each year we celebrate Columbus Day with big parades and shamrocks and leprechauns and people wearin' green clothes!

Christopher Columbus

That's St. Patrick's Day! All my day is famous for is the half-off men's underwear sale.

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