Aka Pella quotes from Histeria!

Aka Pella

Like, mister, are you okay?

Toast

I think the dude's having a nervous breakdown.

René Descartes

Oh, you think so, do you?! Well, I think that -- Think? Think! That's it! "I think, therefore I am!" I did it! I did it, huhuhu! [in singsong] I found a basic axiom upon which to be acknowledged!

Toast

Spare me the details, brainy-dude. Can I get paid for the pizza now?

René Descartes

No no no, wait wait, I'm on a role! "I think, therefore I am!" Don't you see? It is so simple! If I think, then I exist. If I don't think, then I don't exist! Now I can solve any mystery known to man! Go ahead, ask me something! Something!

Toast

Who's gonna pay for this pizza?

René Descartes

I--I don't know. I have absolutely no idea. I can't think! Therefore I am-- [suddenly vanishes]

Toast

Gone, chuh! The dude stiffed me!

Loud Kiddington

What a gyp!!

Toast

Hey! Don't disappear on me, deadbeat philosopher dude! Think yourself back into existence! Somebody's gotta pay for the pie, man!

What is a lanyard?

Aka Pella

It's these little things you weave at camp from plastic strips.

Yeah, and you give them to you mom, and she goes "Oh, sweetie, this is so cute. I love it bluh".

Charity Bazaar

And you both know it's kind of lame, but she uses it as a key chain anyway.

Aka Pella

Because she loves your heiny.

Andrew Jackson

Now listen up! I'm General Andrew Jackson!

Aka Pella

Oooh, are you related to Michael Jackson?

Andrew Jackson

No! Although I do have an uncle who looks a lot like Tito. Now clear out! This here's no place for children.

Aka Pella

It could be if you put in swings and a jungle gym.

Froggo

[in a spitball fight] Surrender or die!

Aka Pella

Ha! Surrender? I'll whoop yo' bottom!

Froggo

She's good!

I have come to take over your castle! Surrender immediately and give it to me! [Froggo and Aka dump a bucket of water on him.]

Froggo

You asked for it!

Aka Pella

Try not to get rusted, dawg!

Loud Kiddington

Go home, you bums!

This means war!

Aka Pella

And this means "Get away from our castle", homie! [She and Froggo dump another bucket of water on Loretta.]