Note to self: Never again hire anyone from Cabin Crews R Us.
“Around the World in a Daze”
In this episode: Christopher Columbus (4), Toast (3), Froggo (2), Loud Kiddington (1), Charity Bazaar (1), Miss Information (1), Lucky Bob (1)
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Crow's nest! You see anything?
LEMMIE CHECK! [peers through periscope] OMG!!!
What is it?
GUESS!
Land?
[imitates buzzer] OH, I'M SO SORRY, NO! NOTHING BUT WATER! [face turning red] YOU STARTING TO GET THE PICTURE, CAPTAIN!?
I think the crow's nest needs a little vacae.
Santa Maria! Can't you take that smelly baby somewhere else?!
Well, captain, this is the poopdeck.
Captain Columbus, sir?
Yes, what is it?
We've finished cleaning your maps.
Cleaning my maps?
Yes now!
We wiped off those squiggly red lines that someone drew all over them.
You did WHAT?!!? I drew those lines after spending hours upon hours, calculating our exact course! Now I have no idea where we are! Waaaaaaaaaaah!
What's with him, bro?
I'm not sure, but I think we erased his math homework.
And so it was in 1492 that Christopher Columbus, with a little help from his friends, found America!
Guh! I didn't know it was missing!
Totally excuse us, captain-dude! But it's time for us to clean out your quarters!
And when we're finished, we'll clean out your dimes and nickels.
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