Sammy Melman quotes from Histeria!

Lucky Bob

I spy, something that begins with the letter "B".

Cho-Cho

Blinking lights?

Lucky Bob

Nope.

Cho-Cho

Big moon outside window?

Lucky Bob

No.

Cho-Cho

Black darkness of deep outer space?

Lucky Bob

No.

Cho-Cho

A bagel?

Lucky Bob

No.

Cho-Cho

A blintz?

Lucky Bob

No.

55 HOURS LATER

Cho-Cho

A bupka?

Lucky Bob

No.

Cho-Cho

Big Fat Flying Baby?

Lucky Bob

No.

Cho-Cho

A Bob who is lucky?

Lucky Bob

Uh... no.

Cho-Cho

Bursting blood vessels in the astronauts' necks?

TELL HER ALREADY!!

Sammy Melman

WHAT DO YOU SPY THAT BEGINS WITH A "B"?!!

Lucky Bob

Chocolate!

Sammy Melman

Your Honor, this trial is a circus!

Loud Kiddington

I know! More cotton candy, please!

Sammy Melman

Say, you seem too young to be a judge.

Loud Kiddington

Yeah, and you seem too stupid to be a lawyer!

Sammy Melman

Hey!!

Loud Kiddington

No wait, I'm takin' that back! You seem stupid enough to be a lawyer!

Sammy Melman

And when lightning strikes, I suppose that's not Zeus shooting at liars!

Well, what about when lightning hits a tree? Can a tree be a liar?

Trees can't even talk! Hahah! [is suddenly struck by lightning] Oops!