Kid Chorus quotes from Histeria!

Loud Kiddington

So come on down to Sumeria and buy a wheel! 'Cause if you don't, my dog Fetch here will eat a big pile of elephant plop!

Fetch

Say what?!

[singing] Go see Loud, go see Loud, go see Loud!

Loud Kiddington

We'll see you here!

Fetch

I quit!!

Father Time

In 218 B.C., Hannibal finally reached the Italian border.

Prepare to meet the wrath of the great Hannibal, you Roman dogs!

It's Loud Kiddington and his dog, Fetch!

Now what?!

Loud Kiddington

Howdy, Hannibal!

Fetch

Your lease on the elephants is up, and you've exceeded your mileage!

Huh?

Loud Kiddington

That'll be 10,000 dinari!

Fetch

Payment due!

[laughs] I'm Hannibal! The greatest general the world's ever known! I don't pay bills! Now get out of my way before I turn you into roadkill!

Loud Kiddington

Have it your way! [He claps his hands twice, causing the elephants to sling their riders into the dirt. Loud and the Kid Chorus taunt them from atop an elephant.] So long, deadbeats!

Toast

Quick, dude! Get me a fan!

Loud Kiddington

Check! [lifts in Pepper]

Pepper Mills

Ahahaha! Sir Toastalot! [hugs Toast] You're the dreamiest!

Toast

[still holding Pepper in arms, lifting her into the air] No, dude, the other kind of fan!

Loud Kiddington

Double check! [Loud then sweeps Pepper away from Toast's arms and puts her in his own, and throws her out of the way. He replaces her with a giant fan.]

[mockingly] Missed me, missed me, and now you've got to kiss me!

Okay, men, there will be no mistakes this time!

[mockingly] Rally, rally, the dumb guy's name is Sally!

How did they know my name is Sally?

It's not. Your name is Lisa.

Right! Thanks, Loretta!