Chit Chatterson
Okay, you want something fierce?
Ivar the Boneless
Well, that's the concept! Something that'll strike fear and make entire nations surrender and bow to us!
Chit Chatterson
I have just what you're looking for - the dreaded dragon! [reveals a figurehead of a duckling]
Ivar the Boneless
No, that's not a dragon.
Chit Chatterson
Sure it is; a fire-breathing dragon! ROARR!
Ivar the Boneless
No it's not, it's a duckie!
Chit Chatterson
Excuse me! Hello? A duckie? Earth to Boneless! That's a fire-breathing dragon!
Ivar the Boneless
With a beak and feathers?!
Chit Chatterson
Have you ever seen a real dragon?
Chit Chatterson
They have beaks and feathers!
Ivar the Boneless
Not on my ship, they don't!
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