Is this how turkey legs are supposed to look?
CCarrie
I don't know. Take off your pants and let us see.
S4Last Week's Fights, This Week's Tights
Did he sound like he was in Philadelphia when he called?
You mean, did I hear guys in the background saying, "Get your Philly cheesesteak here?"
[about the Renaissance Fair themed wedding] Just do me a favor. I'm gonna try to keep a happy, proud look on my face to cover the smirking and about-to-laugh-my-ass-off face just underneath. Help me achieve this.
Oh, come on. They have a community of people, friends, you know, who travel together, engage in silliness, dress in costume. I think it's nice.
S4Raincoats and Recipes
[Lorelai hurriedly pushes Rory out the diner door.]
What's your damage, Heather?
I think I'm dating Luke.
What?
I'm not sure. It's just a possibility. I could be wrong.
But how? When?
I went with him to his sister's wedding, and it was really nice. We had a really good time. We laughed a lot, and we ate, and then we danced.
Danced? How?
We pop-locked.
Was it a fast dance, slow dance, group dance?
It was a slow dance. What is "group dance?"
The hustle, the hora.
No hustle, no hora. It was a slow dance -- a waltz. Luke can waltz.
Luke can waltz?
Luke can waltz.
Look how you just said, "Luke can waltz."
What, I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Luke can waltz.
That sounded more like, "I'm surprised I still have my clothes on." Did you say yes?
When?
To the movie. Did you say yes?
Yes.
That sounds like dating to me.
But maybe he didn't mean it as a date thing. Maybe he just needed to get out of the house, and since I'm currently one of the women sitting home, thinking, "If I could only find a man like Aragorn," he picked me.
And then when I walked you home after the wedding, there was a moment. I thought there was a moment.
There was! There was a moment.
[Luke pauses as if he is making a decision, then steps toward her.]
What are you doing?
Will you just stand still?
[He wraps his arms around her and kisses her deeply. She pulls back, shocked, but then moves toward him again.]
What are you doing?
Will you just stand still?
[She kisses him and he wraps his arms around her again.]
[Lorelai gazes at the rumpled bed and then turns back to Rory]
[about Dean] So what'd he 'borrow'?
I'm sorry I didn't talk to you about it first. I... I know I promised I would, but - I swear I didn't know that this was going to happen! I mean, I didn't know that he was going to show up tonight and it just happened! It's awful for you to find out like this, I know, but everything's okay! I'm okay! And we were, you know, safe, so all those Trojan men jokes all these years really apparently stuck. And I'm lucky, too, because Dean, he's... well, aren't you glad that it happened with someone who's good and really loves me?
He's married.
You don't understand the situation.
Is he still married?
Yes, but-
Then I 'understand the situation'.
He tried the best he could, but it didn't work! It's over!
He told you that?
Yes!
He told you he's leaving her?
Well...
He told you he's moving out, they're getting divorced, he's got a lawyer, they've divided up the Monster Truck season tickets?
[increasingly awkward] We didn't get around to discussing everything.
You didn't 'get around to discussing everything'?
It was a crazy night!
You of all people. The girl who thinks everything through. The listmaker. You didn't bother to discuss those things before jumping into bed with a married guy?
He's not 'a married guy'! He's Dean, my Dean!
He's not your Dean, he's Lindsay's Dean. You're the other woman!
It's not over until he's out of the house with the ring off!
He took the ring off!
[devastated] Oh my God, I don't believe this...
He's in love with me, not Lindsay!
Does Lindsay know that?!
She's not good for him, okay?! She lets him quit school, and work himself to death-
No, no, Rory, uh uh, you can't be one of those girls who blames the wife for 'forcing' the husband to cheat!
He wasn't cheating!
He was cheating, Rory. He was cheating, and you were cheating with him, there's no other way to spin that, kid!
I'm not spinning it, and I'm not a kid, I'm nineteen!
This was your first time, it's just not the way your first time was supposed to be.
Oh, and how was my first time 'supposed to be'?
Well, first of all, it was supposed to be in a retirement home.
I just don't want you to get hurt, Rory! What if he doesn't leave her? Now you're all emotionally involved!
You're just mad because I didn't come running to you to discuss whether or not I was ready for this step, I decided it on my own!
Well, obviously you weren't ready for this step. The very fact that you chose another girl's guy to sleep with proves that!
He was my boyfriend first!
But you dumped him! You rejected him, you picked someone else!
STOP IT!
Rory-
I hate you for ruining this for me! [she runs outside and phones Dean's house, only to have Lindsay answer; she hangs up and sinks to her knees, crying]
S5Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller
I'm just… trying to make sure that all this is really happening.
It is. [they kiss] Hey, you know what I think we need?
What?
A song. Like a song that's "our song."
Okay.
Something romantic, but not mushy, something that will make us remember this.
[chuckle] Ah, believe me, I'm remembering this.
Oh, I know. [She reaches over to the nightstand and loads a nearby CD into her player and turns it on] Okay. Perfect. So, from now on, no matter what you're doing, where you are, you'll stop and think of me when you hear this [clicks remote on. Sammy Davis Jr.'s "The Candy Man" plays]
[laughs] That's not gonna be our song.
Why not? It's perfect. It's happy. It's hopeful. It has the word "candy" in it. Hey, what is more hot than candy?
Pick something else.
[She bobs to the music beat and repeats the lyric in a high squeaky voice] "Who can take the sunrise… sprinkle it with dew?"
Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'll pick something else. [He struggles to snatch the remote from her]
No.
Hand it over, I can't take it anymore.
This is what happens when the women get the remote, ah-ha!
[provoking grin] I am going to Europe, Richard. I am going to Europe, and I'm going to have a marvelous time. I'm going to get up at 10:00, and I'm going to have two glasses of wine at lunch every single day.
Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch.
Well, then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business.
Oh my God. We need to take him upstairs.
[still face down] LuLu can't see me like this.
But, Kirk --
[hysterical] LuLu can't see me like this!!
Okay, she won't. I promise. Can I take a look?
[quickly responds] Okay.
I don't want to take a look.
Well, I'm not looking.
[Sookie descends the stairs and approaches]
Hey! It's a party. What's everybody doing up?
Aw, hey, good timing, Squiggy.
I was just going to check on my loaves and make sure they're rising properly. The air's a little more humid than I thought it was going to be, and if the loaves aren't rising properly, then -- what are you doing? [They both pull Sookie closer to the sofa]
We need you to look at Kirk's butt.
Why?
Well, because he ran into some rose bushes, and he's got some thorns stuck in it, and I thought of you.
Me? Why me?
Well, because... you're a chef.
What?
And you have a kid.
Yes, that's better. You have a kid.
Neither of us has kids. Well, she does, but it's big and -- and -- and can look at her own butt.
[on Lorelai's answering machine] Hey it's me. Listen I got a call from my sister and TJ, they are up in Maine and they got into a little accident. Nothing too major, just each one of them broke an arm and a leg. So anyhow, they can't run the Renaissance fair booth for a couple of weeks. So they asked me to come and help them out, and I, unfortunately, answered the phone, so I'm on my way to Maine. I'll be back in about a week. OK? Bye.
Great...
[Message number 2]
Hey it's me again, I'm not sure we are at the point in this relationship where you actually need to know that much information about my whereabouts. So if we're not, I'm sorry. I could have just said, "I'm going out of town, and I'll call you later." So I'm going out of town, and I'll call you later.
[Message number 3]
It's me again. The idiot that leaves you three rambling messages on your machine. I just wanted to tell you I got a cell phone before I left so... You know you could call if you want, but only if you want so... That's it.
AH! [Frustrated]
[Message number 4]
Yeah number might be good.
Thank you.
860-294-1986. OK bye.
[Message number 5, she is finishing writing down the number]
Just...don't change your mind until I get back, OK? OK, talk to you later.
S5A Messenger, Nothing More
Look, I told you guys I'd throw you free fries. Not a big deal because they're usually the ones we wind up throwing away anyway. Which means you don't have to call them wink-winkers, or nudge-nudgies or know-what-I-meanies, or anything else in verbal code, especially if it's cute-cutesy.
[referring to coffee given to Lorelai at the diner] I made it extra strong. It should blacken your teeth and rot your stomach.
Bless you.
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