Lorelai and Rory in “Raincoats and Recipes”

Lorelai

It's not over until he's out of the house with the ring off!

Rory

He took the ring off!

Lorelai

[devastated] Oh my God, I don't believe this...

Rory

He's in love with me, not Lindsay!

Lorelai

Does Lindsay know that?!

Rory

She's not good for him, okay?! She lets him quit school, and work himself to death-

Lorelai

No, no, Rory, uh uh, you can't be one of those girls who blames the wife for 'forcing' the husband to cheat!

Rory

He wasn't cheating!

Lorelai

He was cheating, Rory. He was cheating, and you were cheating with him, there's no other way to spin that, kid!

Rory

I'm not spinning it, and I'm not a kid, I'm nineteen!

Lorelai

This was your first time, it's just not the way your first time was supposed to be.

Rory

Oh, and how was my first time 'supposed to be'?

Lorelai

Well, first of all, it was supposed to be in a retirement home.