Look, I told you guys I'd throw you free fries. Not a big deal because they're usually the ones we wind up throwing away anyway. Which means you don't have to call them wink-winkers, or nudge-nudgies or know-what-I-meanies, or anything else in verbal code, especially if it's cute-cutesy.
“A Messenger, Nothing More” · Season 5
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Rory Gilmore (2), Lane Kim (2), Sookie St. James (1)
[referring to coffee given to Lorelai at the diner] I made it extra strong. It should blacken your teeth and rot your stomach.
Bless you.
Hey, I should bring steak sauce, right?
For what?
Pizza.
I just got back from Italy.
So?
So they'd shoot you in Italy for that.
But this is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries' cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy.
I forgot. Bring on the imperialistic condiments.
[Sookie is trying to get Lorelai to take some time off.]
Want to know the last time I saw staff and maids looking this scared of their boss? Your mother's house.
Ow...knife in the gut!
[after finding out that Lindsay read the letter Rory wrote to Dean] Okay, I have got to know what was in that letter.
I...I told him that that night was special and that I wasn't sorry it happened...but he's married, and he has to figure out his life, so I said that I was going to make it easier for him...and take myself out of the mix.
That was a very good letter.
I can't believe she found it.
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