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Gilmore Girls · Season 5

Sookie, Lorelai and others in “Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller”

[Sookie descends the stairs and approaches]

Hey! It's a party. What's everybody doing up?

Aw, hey, good timing, Squiggy.

I was just going to check on my loaves and make sure they're rising properly. The air's a little more humid than I thought it was going to be, and if the loaves aren't rising properly, then -- what are you doing? [They both pull Sookie closer to the sofa]

We need you to look at Kirk's butt.

Why?

Well, because he ran into some rose bushes, and he's got some thorns stuck in it, and I thought of you.

Me? Why me?

Well, because... you're a chef.

What?

And you have a kid.

Yes, that's better. You have a kid.

Neither of us has kids. Well, she does, but it's big and -- and -- and can look at her own butt.

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