[Sookie descends the stairs and approaches]
Hey! It's a party. What's everybody doing up?
Aw, hey, good timing, Squiggy.
I was just going to check on my loaves and make sure they're rising properly. The air's a little more humid than I thought it was going to be, and if the loaves aren't rising properly, then -- what are you doing? [They both pull Sookie closer to the sofa]
We need you to look at Kirk's butt.
Why?
Well, because he ran into some rose bushes, and he's got some thorns stuck in it, and I thought of you.
Me? Why me?
Well, because... you're a chef.
What?
And you have a kid.
Yes, that's better. You have a kid.
Neither of us has kids. Well, she does, but it's big and -- and -- and can look at her own butt.
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