“Last Week's Fights, This Week's Tights” · Season 4
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (3), Rory Gilmore (2), Luke Danes (2), Sookie St. James (1), Paris Geller (1), Jackson Melville (1)
If they're small enough to shove up our son's nose, they're too small!
No way could you shove one of these up Davey's nose.
Bet you five bucks.
Get him in here!
[entering] Hey, guys. You probably shouldn't shove a radish up your son's nose. Just thinking out loud.
Rory, you've had quite the dry spell this year.
I have not had a dry spell.
There's not one picture of you with a guy.
Oh, no. No. There's one. See? That's Rory with the statue of Eli Yale.
Is this how turkey legs are supposed to look?
I don't know. Take off your pants and let us see.
Did he sound like he was in Philadelphia when he called?
You mean, did I hear guys in the background saying, "Get your Philly cheesesteak here?"
[about the Renaissance Fair themed wedding] Just do me a favor. I'm gonna try to keep a happy, proud look on my face to cover the smirking and about-to-laugh-my-ass-off face just underneath. Help me achieve this.
Oh, come on. They have a community of people, friends, you know, who travel together, engage in silliness, dress in costume. I think it's nice.
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