[Lorelai hurriedly pushes Rory out the diner door.]
What's your damage, Heather?
I'm not sure. It's just a possibility. I could be wrong.
I went with him to his sister's wedding, and it was really nice. We had a really good time. We laughed a lot, and we ate, and then we danced.
Was it a fast dance, slow dance, group dance?
It was a slow dance. What is "group dance?"
No hustle, no hora. It was a slow dance -- a waltz. Luke can waltz.
Look how you just said, "Luke can waltz."
What, I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Luke can waltz.
That sounded more like, "I'm surprised I still have my clothes on." Did you say yes?
To the movie. Did you say yes?
That sounds like dating to me.
But maybe he didn't mean it as a date thing. Maybe he just needed to get out of the house, and since I'm currently one of the women sitting home, thinking, "If I could only find a man like Aragorn," he picked me.
And then when I walked you home after the wedding, there was a moment. I thought there was a moment.
There was! There was a moment.
[Luke pauses as if he is making a decision, then steps toward her.]
Will you just stand still?
[He wraps his arms around her and kisses her deeply. She pulls back, shocked, but then moves toward him again.]
Will you just stand still?
[She kisses him and he wraps his arms around her again.]
[Lorelai gazes at the rumpled bed and then turns back to Rory]
[about Dean] So what'd he 'borrow'?
I'm sorry I didn't talk to you about it first. I... I know I promised I would, but - I swear I didn't know that this was going to happen! I mean, I didn't know that he was going to show up tonight and it just happened! It's awful for you to find out like this, I know, but everything's okay! I'm okay! And we were, you know, safe, so all those Trojan men jokes all these years really apparently stuck. And I'm lucky, too, because Dean, he's... well, aren't you glad that it happened with someone who's good and really loves me?
You don't understand the situation.
Then I 'understand the situation'.
He tried the best he could, but it didn't work! It's over!
He told you he's leaving her?
He told you he's moving out, they're getting divorced, he's got a lawyer, they've divided up the Monster Truck season tickets?
[increasingly awkward] We didn't get around to discussing everything.
You didn't 'get around to discussing everything'?
You of all people. The girl who thinks everything through. The listmaker. You didn't bother to discuss those things before jumping into bed with a married guy?
He's not 'a married guy'! He's Dean, my Dean!
He's not your Dean, he's Lindsay's Dean. You're the other woman!
It's not over until he's out of the house with the ring off!
[devastated] Oh my God, I don't believe this...
He's in love with me, not Lindsay!
She's not good for him, okay?! She lets him quit school, and work himself to death-
No, no, Rory, uh uh, you can't be one of those girls who blames the wife for 'forcing' the husband to cheat!
He was cheating, Rory. He was cheating, and you were cheating with him, there's no other way to spin that, kid!
I'm not spinning it, and I'm not a kid, I'm nineteen!
This was your first time, it's just not the way your first time was supposed to be.
Oh, and how was my first time 'supposed to be'?
Well, first of all, it was supposed to be in a retirement home.
I just don't want you to get hurt, Rory! What if he doesn't leave her? Now you're all emotionally involved!
You're just mad because I didn't come running to you to discuss whether or not I was ready for this step, I decided it on my own!
Well, obviously you weren't ready for this step. The very fact that you chose another girl's guy to sleep with proves that!
He was my boyfriend first!
But you dumped him! You rejected him, you picked someone else!
I hate you for ruining this for me! [she runs outside and phones Dean's house, only to have Lindsay answer; she hangs up and sinks to her knees, crying]
