[Lorelai gazes at the rumpled bed and then turns back to Rory]
[about Dean] So what'd he 'borrow'?
I'm sorry I didn't talk to you about it first. I... I know I promised I would, but - I swear I didn't know that this was going to happen! I mean, I didn't know that he was going to show up tonight and it just happened! It's awful for you to find out like this, I know, but everything's okay! I'm okay! And we were, you know, safe, so all those Trojan men jokes all these years really apparently stuck. And I'm lucky, too, because Dean, he's... well, aren't you glad that it happened with someone who's good and really loves me?
He's married.
You don't understand the situation.
Is he still married?
Yes, but-
Then I 'understand the situation'.
He tried the best he could, but it didn't work! It's over!
He told you that?
Yes!
He told you he's leaving her?
Well...
He told you he's moving out, they're getting divorced, he's got a lawyer, they've divided up the Monster Truck season tickets?
[increasingly awkward] We didn't get around to discussing everything.
You didn't 'get around to discussing everything'?
It was a crazy night!
You of all people. The girl who thinks everything through. The listmaker. You didn't bother to discuss those things before jumping into bed with a married guy?
He's not 'a married guy'! He's Dean, my Dean!
He's not your Dean, he's Lindsay's Dean. You're the other woman!
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